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+ — "If you could touch the alien sand and hear the cries of strange birds,
+and watch them wheel in another sky, would that satisfy you?"
+
+ — The First Doctor, "An Unearthly Child"
+%
+ — "Have you ever thought what it's like to be wanderers in the fourth
+dimension? Have you? To be exiles? Susan and I are cut off from our own planet
+— without friends or protection. But one day we shall get back. Yes, one
+day..."
+
+ — The First Doctor, "An Unearthly Child"
+%
+ — "Fear makes companions of us all, Miss Wright."
+
+ — The First Doctor, "An Unearthly Child"
+%
+ — "I don't believe that man was made to be controlled by machines. Machines
+can make laws, but they can not preserve justice. Only human beings can do
+that."
+
+ — The First Doctor, The Keys of Marinus"
+%
+ — "I made some cocoa and got engaged."
+
+ — The First Doctor, summing up his part in "The Aztecs"
+%
+ — "You can't rewrite history! Not one line! Believe me child, I know! I
+know!"
+
+ — The First Doctor, talking to Barbara in "The Aztecs"
+%
+ — "It all started out as a mild curiosity in the junkyard and now it's
+turned out to be quite a great spirit of adventure."
+
+ — The First Doctor, "The Sensorites"
+%
+ — First Doctor: Now listen to me, both of you. You've taken the lock of my
+ship and I want it returned immediately.
+ — Sensorite 1: You're in no position to threaten us.
+ — First Doctor: I don't make threats. But I do keep promises. And I promise
+you I shall cause you more trouble than you bargained for...
+
+ — "The Sensorites"
+%
+ — "Our lives are important — at least to us — and as we see, so we
+learn... Our destiny is in the stars, so let's go and search for it."
+
+ — The First Doctor, "The Reign of Terror"
+%
+ — "One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there
+must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your
+beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine."
+
+ — The First Doctor, "The Dalek Invasion of Earth"
+%
+ — Steven: Say, this is quite a ship you've got here, Doc. Never seen
+anything like it.
+ — First Doctor: Now listen to me, young man. Sit down. Now, there are two
+things you can do. One, sit there until you get your breath back, and two,
+don't call me Doc! Now, do I make myself clear?
+ — Steven: Yes, yes, whatever you say, Doc— Tor!
+
+ — "The Time Meddler"
+%
+ — "Your ideas are too narrow, too crippled. I am a citizen of the universe,
+and a gentleman to boot!"
+
+ — The First Doctor, bristling when a policeman asks if he is a
+British citizen, "The Daleks' Master Plan"
+%
+ — Cyberman: You must come and live with us.
+ — Polly: But we cannot live with you, you're different! You have no
+feelings!
+ — Cyberman: "Feelings"? I do not understand that word.
+ — First Doctor: Emotions! Love! Pride! Hate! Fear! Have you no emotions, sir?
+
+ — "The Tenth Planet"
+%
+ — "Oh, so you're my replacements! A dandy and a clown!"
+
+ — The First Doctor's scathing initial assessment of his two immediate
+successors, in the tenth-anniversary Third Doctor serial "The Three Doctors"'
+%
+ — Ben: [holds up the First Doctor's ring] The Doctor always wore this. If
+you are him it should fit...
+[the Doctor tries to put the ring on, but doesn't fit]
+ — Ben: That settles it!
+ — Second Doctor: I'd like to see a butterfly fit into a chrysalis case after
+it spreads its wings.
+ — Polly: Then you did change.
+ — Second Doctor: Life depends on change, and renewal.
+
+ — "The Power of the Daleks"
+%
+ — "There are some corners of the universe which have bred the most terrible
+things. Things that act against everything we believe in. They must be fought."
+
+ — The Second Doctor, "The Moonbase"
+%
+ — "I am not a student of human nature. I am a professor of a far wider
+academy of which human nature is merely a part."
+
+ — The Second Doctor, "The Evil of the Daleks"
+%
+ — Jamie: Have you thought up some clever plan, Doctor?
+ — Second Doctor: Yes, Jamie, I believe I have.
+ — Jamie: What are you going to do?
+ — Second Doctor: Bung a rock at it.
+
+ — "The Abominable Snowmen"
+%
+ — Jamie: What's a passport?
+ — Second Doctor: Some sort of official mambo jambo.
+
+ — "The Faceless Ones"
+%
+ — Eric Klieg: Doctor, you seem to be very familiar with this place.
+ — Second Doctor: Oh, no, not really. Umm, it's all based on symbolic logic.
+The same as you use in computers. The opening mechanism for this door — an
+O.R. gate, you call it.
+ — Eric Klieg: Yes, yes, I can see that, but how did you know in the first
+place?
+ — Second Doctor: Oh, I use my own special technique.
+ — Eric Klieg: Oh really, Doctor? And may we know what that is?
+ — Second Doctor: Keeping my eyes open, and my mouth shut. (laughs)
+
+ — "The Tomb of the Cybermen"
+%
+ — Second Doctor: Are you happy with us, Victoria?
+ — Victoria: Yes, I am. At least, I would be if my father were here.
+ — Second Doctor: Yes, I know, I know.
+ — Victoria: I wonder what he would have thought if he could see me now.
+ — Second Doctor: You miss him very much, don't you?
+ — Victoria: It's only when I close my eyes. I can still see him standing
+there, before those horrible Dalek creatures came to the house. He was a very
+kind man, I shall never forget him. Never.
+ — Second Doctor: No, of course you won't. But, you know, the memory of him
+won't always be a sad one.
+ — Victoria: I think it will. You can't understand, being so ancient.
+ — Second Doctor: Eh?
+ — Victoria: I mean old.
+ — Second Doctor: Oh.
+ — Victoria: You probably can't remember your family.
+ — Second Doctor: Oh yes, I can when I want to. And that's the point, really.
+I have to really want to, to bring them back in front of my eyes. The rest of
+the time they... they sleep in my mind and I forget. And so will you. Oh yes,
+you will. You'll find there's so much else to think about. To remember. Our
+lives are different to anybody else's. That's the exciting thing, that nobody
+in the universe can do what we're doing.
+
+ — "The Tomb of the Cybermen"
+%
+ — Second Doctor: Don't you see what this is going to mean to all the people
+who come to serve Klieg the all powerful? Why, no country, no person would dare
+to have a single thought that was not your own. Eric Klieg's own conception of
+the, of the way of life!
+ — Eric Klieg: Brilliant! Yes, yes, you're right. Master of the world.
+ — Second Doctor: Well, now I know you're mad, I just wanted to make sure.
+
+ — "The Tomb of the Cybermen"
+%
+ — "What pretty crockery this is. Sad really, isn't it? People spend all
+their time making nice things, and other people come along and break them."
+
+ — The Second Doctor, "The Enemy of the World"
+%
+ — Second Doctor: An unintelligent enemy is far less dangerous than an
+intelligent one, Jamie.
+ — Jamie: Eh?
+ — Second Doctor: Just act stupid. Do you think you can manage that?
+ — Jamie: Oh, aye, it's easy.
+
+ — "The Dominators"
+%
+ — "Logic, my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority."
+
+ — The Second Doctor, "The Mind Robber"
+%
+ — Jamie: Well, what was happening? Why was it so difficult to move?
+ — Second Doctor: It was the Time Lords!
+ — Zoe: But they’re your own people, aren't they Doctor?
+ — Second Doctor: Yes, that's right.
+ — Jamie: Why did you run away from them in the first place?
+ — Second Doctor: What...? Well... I was bored!
+ — Zoe: What do you mean, you were bored?
+ — Second Doctor: Well, the Time Lords are an immensely civilised race. We
+can control our own environment, we can live forever, barring accidents, and we
+have the secret of space time travel.
+ — Jamie: Well, what's so wrong in all that?
+ — Second Doctor: Well, we hardly ever use our great powers. We consent
+simply to observe and to gather knowledge.
+ — Zoe: And that wasn't enough for you?
+ — Second Doctor: No, of course not. With a whole galaxy to explore? Millions
+of planets, aeons of time, countless civilisations to meet?
+ — Jamie: Well, why do they object to you doing all that?
+ — Second Doctor: Well, it is a fact, Jamie, that I do tend to get involved
+with things.
+
+ — "The War Games"
+%
+ — "This is, er... Koschei, one of my oldest and dearest friends. We were
+at... school together, you see. Koschei, this is James Robert McCrimmon. He and
+Victoria Waterfield travel with me these days."
+
+ — The Second Doctor, from the Doctor Who Missing Adventures novel
+"The Dark Path"
+%
+ — "Your leader will be angry if you kill me! I... I'm a genius."
+
+ — The Second Doctor, talking his way out of being shot down by the
+Ice Warriors; "The Seeds of Death"
+%
+ — UNIT Soldier: Halt! You're not allowed in there.
+ — Second Doctor: Me? But I'm allowed everywhere!
+
+ — "The Five Doctors"
+%
+ — "Now listen to me..."
+
+ — The Third Doctor, every other story
+%
+ — Third Doctor: Well, I'll tell you something that should be of vital
+interest to you.
+ — Professor Stahlman: And what's that?
+ — Third Doctor: That you, sir, are a nitwit!
+
+ — "Inferno"
+%
+ — "You know Jo, I sometimes think that military intelligence is a
+contradiction in terms."
+
+ — The Third Doctor, "Terror of the Autons"
+%
+ — "I reversed the polarity of the neutron flow."
+
+ — The Third Doctor, "The Sea Devils"
+%
+ — Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: Right, I've fixed with Nuton for the power
+to be off for fifteen minutes. Ready to link up?
+ — Osgood: No, sir.
+ — Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: Well, when will you be ready, for heaven's
+sake?!
+ — Third Doctor: About next Christmas, I shouldn't wonder! At a rough
+estimate, of course.
+
+ — "The Dæmons"
+%
+ — "I always find violent exercise makes me hungry, don't you agree?"
+
+ — The Third Doctor, holding The Master at swordpoint while stealing
+his lunch, "The Sea Devils"
+%
+ — Jo: Makes it seem so pointless, really, doesn't it?
+ — Third Doctor: I felt like that once when I was young. It was the blackest
+day of my life.
+ — Jo: Why?
+ — Third Doctor: Ah, well, that's another story. I'll tell you about it one
+day. The point is that day was not only my blackest, it was also my best.
+ — Jo: What do you mean?
+ — Third Doctor: Well, when I was a little boy, we used to live in a house
+that was perched halfway up the top of a mountain. And behind our house, there
+sat under a tree an old man, a hermit, a monk. He'd lived under this tree for
+half his lifetime, so they said, and he learned the secret of life. So when my
+black day came I went and asked him to help me.
+ — Jo: He told you the secret? And what was it?
+ — Third Doctor: Oh, I'm coming to that, Jo. In my own time. Ah, I'll never
+forget what it was like up there. All bleak and cold, some few bare rocks with
+some weeds sprouting from them, and some pathetic little patches of sludgy
+snow. It was just grey. Grey, grey, grey. Well, the tree the old man sat under
+was ancient and twisted, and the old man himself was as brittle and dry as a
+leaf in the autumn.
+ — Jo: But what did he say?
+ — Third Doctor: Nothing. Not a word. He just sat there silently,
+expressionless. He listened whilst I poured out my troubles to him. I was too
+unhappy even for tears, I remember. And when I finished, he lifted a skeletal
+hand, and he pointed. Do you know what he pointed at?
+ — Jo: No.
+ — Third Doctor: A flower. One of those little weeds. Just like a daisy, it
+was. Well, I looked at it for a moment, and suddenly I saw it through his eyes.
+It was simply glowing with life, like a perfectly cut jewel. And the colours–
+the colours were deeper and richer than anything you could possibly imagine. It
+was the daisiest daisy I'd ever seen.
+ — Jo: And that was the secret of life? A daisy? Honestly, Doctor...
+ — Third Doctor: Yes, I laughed too when I first heard it. So later I got up,
+and I ran down that mountain, and I found that the rocks weren't grey at all.
+They were red, brown and purple gold. And those pathetic little patches of
+sludgy snow, they were shining white. Shining white with sunlight... Are you
+still frightened, Jo?
+ — Jo: No. Not as much as I was.
+ — Third Doctor: That's good... I'm sorry I brought you to Atlantis.
+ — Jo: I'm not.
+ — Third Doctor: Thank you.
+
+ — "The Time Monster"
+%
+ — Second Doctor: I'm sorry, my dear, I hate to be contrary but I can see
+he's a little bit confused, poor old chap, and I do feel you should have the
+correct explanation. (to the Third Doctor) You don't mind, do you?
+ — Third Doctor: (sternly) Yes.
+ — Second Doctor: (without skipping a beat) I didn't think you would. You
+see, Jo. I may call you "Jo", mayn't I? You see... He is one of me!
+ — Jo: Oh, I see! You're both Time Lords.
+ — Second Doctor: Quite! ...Well, not quite.
+ — Jo: Oh...
+ — Second Doctor: Not, not just Time Lords. We're the same Time Lord.
+ — Third Doctor: Now please, you're only confusing my assistant. Jo, it's all
+quite simple — I am he and he is me!
+ — Jo: And we are all together, goo goo g'joob?
+ — Both Doctors: What?
+ — Jo: It's a song by The Beatles.
+ — Second Doctor: Really? How does it go? (brings the recorder to his lips)
+ — Third Doctor: Oh, please be quiet!
+
+ — "The Three Doctors"
+%
+ — "Courage isn't just a matter of not being afraid. It's being afraid and
+doing what you have to do anyway."
+
+ — The Third Doctor, "Planet of the Daleks"
+%
+ — The Master: Nobody could be more devoted to the cause of peace than I! As
+a commissioner of Earth's Interplanetary Police, I have devoted my life to the
+cause of law and order; And law and order can only exist in a time of peace.
+ — Third Doctor: Are you feeling all right, old chap?
+
+ — "Frontier in Space"
+%
+ — "You know, for a man who abhors violence, I took great satisfaction in
+doing that."
+
+ — The Third Doctor on taking out a Dalek, "Planet of the Daleks"
+%
+ — "So... the fledgling flies the coop."
+
+ — The Third Doctor, foreseeing the imminent loss of his long time
+companion in "The Green Death"
+%
+ — "A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it
+is by no means the most interesting."
+
+ — The Third Doctor, "The Time Warrior"
+%
+ — Sarah Jane: You're serious, aren't you?
+ — Third Doctor: About what I do? Yes, not necessarily the way I do it.
+
+ — "The Time Warrior"
+%
+ — "Good grief, it's a triceratops! Look Brigadier, try and keep it occupied
+while I'm finishing this off, will you?"
+
+ — The Third Doctor, "Invasion of the Dinosaurs"
+%
+ — "A tear, Sarah Jane?" (gently cups Sarah's cheek with his hand) "...No,
+don't cry. While there's life, there's..." (sighs and goes limp)
+
+ — The Third Doctor's last words, "Planet of the Spiders"
+%
+ — "You may be a doctor, but I'm the Doctor. The definite article, you might
+say."
+
+ — The Fourth Doctor, "Robot"
+%
+ — Sarah Jane: Doctor, you're being childish!
+ — Fourth Doctor: Well, of course I am! There's no point in being grown up if
+you can't be childish sometimes.
+
+ — "Robot"
+%
+ — Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: A few months ago, the superpowers, Russia,
+America and China, decided upon a plan to ensure peace. All three powers have
+hidden atomic missile sites. All three agreed to give details of those sites
+plus full operational instructions to another neutral country. In the event of
+trouble, that country could publish everyone's secrets and so cool things down.
+Well, naturally enough, the only country that could be trusted with such a role
+was Great Britain.
+ — Fourth Doctor: (with obvious sarcasm) Well, naturally. I mean, the rest
+were all foreigners.
+ — Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: Well, exactly— (realizes the Doctor was
+sarcastic)
+
+ — "Robot"
+%
+ — "It may be irrational of me, but human beings are quite my favorite
+species."
+
+ — The Fourth Doctor, "The Ark in Space"
+%
+ — "Homo sapiens! What an inventive, invincible species. It's only a few
+million years since they crawled up out of the mud and learned to walk. Puny,
+defenseless bipeds. They've survived flood, famine and plague. They've survived
+cosmic wars and holocausts and now here they are, out amongst the stars,
+waiting to begin a new life. Ready to out-sit eternity. They're indomitable.
+Indomitable."
+
+ — The Fourth Doctor, musing on humanity, "The Ark in Space"
+%
+ — Fourth Doctor: Davros, if you had created a virus in your laboratory,
+something contagious and infectious that killed on contact, a virus that would
+destroy all other forms of life; would you allow its use?
+ — Davros: It is an interesting conjecture.
+ — Fourth Doctor: Would you do it?
+ — Davros: The only living thing... The microscopic organism... reigning
+supreme... A fascinating idea!
+ — Fourth Doctor: But would you do it?
+ — Davros: Yes; yes. To hold in my hand, a capsule that contained such power.
+To know that life and death on such a scale was my choice. To know that the
+tiny pressure on my thumb, enough to break the glass, would end...
+everything... Yes! I would do it! That power would set me up above the gods!
+AND THROUGH THE DALEKS I SHALL HAVE THAT POWER!
+
+ — "Genesis of the Daleks"
+%
+ — "Just touch these two strands together, and the Daleks are finished. Have
+I that right?"
+
+ — The Fourth Doctor, "Genesis of the Daleks"
+%
+ — "You can't rule the world in hiding. You've got to come out on the balcony
+sometimes and wave a tentacle."
+
+ — The Fourth Doctor, "Terror of the Zygons"
+%
+ — "I'm not a human being; I walk in eternity..."
+
+ — The Fourth Doctor, "Pyramids of Mars"
+%
+ — "Deactivating a generator loop without the correct key is like repairing a
+watch with a hammer and chisel. One false move and you'll never know the time
+again."
+
+ — The Fourth Doctor, "Pyramids of Mars"
+%
+ — Sarah Jane: So, providing we don't burn up on re-entry and aren't
+suffocated on the way down, we'll probably be smashed to a pulp when we land.
+ — Fourth Doctor: Exactly! Sarah, you've put your finger on the one tiny flaw
+in our plan.
+ — Sarah Jane: Our plan? It's your plan!
+
+ — "The Android Invasion"
+%
+ — Fourth Doctor: You humans have got such limited, little minds. I don't
+know why I like you so much.
+ — Sarah Jane: Because you have such good taste.
+ — Fourth Doctor: That's true! That's very true.
+
+ — "The Masque of Mandragora"
+%
+ — Fourth Doctor: Hello, did I startle you? Don't be afraid. I won't hurt
+you.
+ — Leela: (gasps) The Evil One!
+ — Fourth Doctor: ...Well, nobody's perfect, but that's overstating it a
+little.
+
+ — "The Face of Evil"
+%
+ — Fourth Doctor: (holds up a jelly baby) Now drop your weapons or I'll kill
+him with this deadly jelly baby!
+ — Warrior: Kill him, then.
+ — Fourth Doctor: What?
+ — Warrior: Kill him, then.
+ — Fourth Doctor: I don't take orders from anyone! (eats the jelly baby) Take
+me to your leader.
+
+ — "The Face of Evil"
+%
+ — Neeva: (dances as he shakes an object at the tied-up Doctor) ♪Hi ya, hi
+ya, hi ya, haaaah!♪
+ — Fourth Doctor: I'd be careful of that if I were you. It's an ultrabeam
+accelerator.
+ — Neeva: (keeps shaking the object) See how it fears the sacred relics of
+Xoanon!
+ — Fourth Doctor: If there happens to be a charge in there, you could
+transform this whole village into a smoky hole in the ground.
+ — Neeva: Hear how it threatens us!
+ — Fourth Doctor: Yes, well, look... If you'll just untie my hands, I think I
+have an idea of what's going on. I may be able to help.
+ — Neeva: Hear how it squirms for release!
+ — Fourth Doctor: (sighs)
+ — Neeva: ♪Hi ya, haaaah!♪ It cannot deceive us!
+ — Fourth Doctor: Oh no, I can see you're a person of very superior intellect.
+
+ — "The Face of Evil"
+%
+ — "The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They
+don't alter their views to fit the facts; they alter the facts to fit their
+views. Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that
+needs altering."
+
+ — The Fourth Doctor, "The Face of Evil"
+%
+ — "Gentlemen, I've got news for you: this lighthouse is under attack and by
+morning we might all be dead!" [grins widely]
+
+ — The Fourth Doctor, "Horror of Fang Rock"
+%
+ — "That's the empty rhetoric of a defeated dictator, and I don't like your
+face either."
+
+ — The Fourth Doctor, "Horror of Fang Rock"
+%
+ — Stor: I am Commander Stor of the Sontaran Special Space Service.
+ — Fourth Doctor: "The SSSS"? Eh, isn't that carrying alliteration a little
+far?
+
+ — The Invasion of Time
+%
+ — Romana I: But he had such an honest face!
+ — Fourth Doctor: Well, you could hardly be a successful criminal with a
+dishonest face.
+
+ — "The Ribos Operation"
+%
+ — Kimus: Do you drive these things for a living?
+ — Fourth Doctor: No. I save planets, mostly.
+
+ — "The Pirate Planet"
+%
+ — Amelia Rumford: Can I ask you a personal question?
+ — Fourth Doctor: Well, I don't see how I can stop you asking.
+ — Amelia Rumford: Are you from outer space?
+ — Fourth Doctor: No, I'm more from what you would call "inner time".
+
+ — "The Stones of Blood"
+%
+ — "Oh look, rocks!"
+
+ — The Fourth Doctor, "Destiny of the Daleks"
+%
+ — Romana II: Where are we going?
+ — Fourth Doctor: Are you talking philosophically or geographically?
+ — Romana II: Philosophically.
+ — Fourth Doctor: Then we're going to lunch.
+
+ — "City of Death"
+%
+ — Duggan: What's Scarlioni's angle?
+ — Fourth Doctor: "Scarlioni's angle"? Never heard of it. Have you ever heard
+of Scarlioni's angle?
+ — Romana II: No, I was never any good at geometry.
+
+ — "City of Death"
+%
+ — Skagra: "Take over the Universe"!? How childish. Who could possibly want
+to take over the Universe?
+ — Fourth Doctor: Exactly! That's what I keep on trying to tell people. It's
+a troublesome place, difficult to administer, and as a piece of real estate
+it's worthless because by definition there'd be no one to sell it to.
+
+ — From the script of "Shada"
+%
+ — Romana II: I don't think we should interfere.
+ — Fourth Doctor: Interfere? Of course we should interfere. Always do what
+you're best at.
+
+ — "Nightmare of Eden"
+%
+ — "I have an urgent appointment with an old friend. Well, I say a 'friend',
+I mean a vengeance-fixated sociopath with megalomaniacal tendencies."
+
+ — The Fourth Doctor on the Master, "Trail of the White Worm"
+%
+ — "That's the trouble with regeneration. You never quite know what you're
+going to get."
+
+ — The Fifth Doctor on his new appearence, "Castrovalva"
+%
+ — [to a group of women] "What is the fastest way out of town?" [they all
+point in different directions] "Yes. Well, that's democracy for you."
+
+ — The Fifth Doctor, "Castrovalva"
+%
+ — "An apple a day keeps the... Ah. No, never mind."
+
+ — The Fifth Doctor, "Kinda"
+%
+ — Sir Robert: Superb innings! Worthy of the Master!
+ — Fifth Doctor: [alarmed] The Master?!
+ — Sir Robert: Well, the other Doctor! [the Doctor still looks alarmed] W.G.
+Grace!
+ — Fifth Doctor: [relieved] Yes, of course.
+
+ — "Black Orchid"
+%
+ — Fifth Doctor: When was the last time you smelt a flower, watched a sunset,
+ate a well-prepared meal?
+ — Cyberleader: These things are irrelevant.
+ — Fifth Doctor: For some people, small, beautiful events is what life is all
+about!
+
+ — "Earthshock"
+%
+ — "You won't succeed. In the end, evil never does."
+
+ — The Fifth Doctor, "Snakedance"
+%
+ — Fifth Doctor It's amazing.
+ — Nyssa: What?
+ — Fifth Doctor This thing is smaller on the inside than it is on the outside.
+
+ — The Fifth Doctor on the Concorde, "Time-Flight"
+%
+ — "The illusion is always one of normality."
+
+ — The Fifth Doctor, "Time-Flight"
+%
+ — "You know how it is; you put things off for a day and next thing you know,
+it's a hundred years later."
+
+ — The Fifth Doctor, "Arc of Infinity"
+%
+ — "Sorry, must dash!"
+
+ — The Fifth Doctor, "The Five Doctors"
+%
+ — "(after bidding his past incarnations goodbye) I'm definitely not the man
+I was. (relieved) Thank Goodness!"
+
+ — The Fifth Doctor, "The Five Doctors"
+%
+ — "There should have been another way..."
+
+ — The Fifth Doctor on the absurdly high body count in his stories,
+"Warriors of the Deep"
+%
+ — Sir George: You speak treason!
+ — Fifth Doctor: Fluently!
+
+ — "The Awakening"
+%
+ — "Oh, marvelous. You're going to kill me. What a finely-tuned response to
+the situation."
+
+ — The Fifth Doctor, "Frontios"
+%
+ — "I'm not helping... officially. And if anyone happens to ask whether I
+made any material difference to the welfare of this planet, you can tell them I
+came and went like a summer cloud."
+
+ — The Fifth Doctor, "Frontios"
+%
+ — "I tried keeping a diary once. Not chronological, of course. But the
+trouble with time travel is, one never seems to find the time."
+
+ — The Fifth Doctor, "The Caves of Androzani"
+%
+ — Peri: Doctor, why do you wear a stick of celery in your lapel?
+ — Fifth Doctor: Does it offend you?
+ — Peri: No, just curious.
+ — Fifth Doctor: Safety precaution. I'm allergic to certain gases in the
+praxis range of the spectrum.
+ — Peri: Well, how does the celery help?
+ — Fifth Doctor: If the gas is present, the celery turns purple.
+ — Peri: And then what do you do?
+ — Fifth Doctor: I eat the celery. If nothing else I'm sure it's good for my
+teeth.
+
+ — "The Caves of Androzani"
+%
+ — Stolz: You better turn this ship around, Doctor!
+ — Fifth Doctor: Why?
+ — Stolz: Because I'll kill you if you don't!
+ — Fifth Doctor: [feverish] Not a very persuasive argument, actually, Stolz,
+because I'm going to die soon anyway. Unless of course–
+ — Stolz: I'll give you until the count of three!
+ — Fifth Doctor: [now absolutely resolute] Unless of course I can find the
+antidote! I owe it to my friend to try because I got her into this! So you see,
+I'm not gonna let you stop me now!
+
+ — "The Caves of Androzani"
+%
+ — "I've travelled quite widely, met the most appalling people with the most
+terrible beliefs. I consider them evil, but I'm sure if you were to ask them
+they'd tell you that I'm the monster, not them. Evil is relative."
+
+ — The Fifth Doctor, "Primeval"
+%
+ — "How did it start? Just a few hip replacements and breast implants?
+Vanity's a killer, isn't it? And where will it end?! Sleek, heartless
+scavengers cobbled up from space junk and other people's bodies! But you'll
+look ever so stylish!"
+
+ — The Fifth Doctor on the Cybermen, "Spare Parts"
+%
+ — Fifth Doctor: Well, all right. As you asked nicely, I will tell you why
+I'm here. Would you believe I'm a correspondent from the Good Cell Guide, and
+I'm delighted to tell you that I haven't enjoyed my stay at all, and I'm
+awarding you a four out of a possible five slop buckets?
+ — Richard III: Oh, we are too damn clever by half, aren't we?
+ — Fifth Doctor: Actually, no, I tell a lie! I'm a performance artist from
+the 20th century and this is my latest instillation. I was going to call it
+"Two Men Chained to a Wall" but then I thought "Freedom" would give it a bit
+more intellectual gravitas.
+ — Richard III: [with absolutely withering sarcasm] Very funny, Doctor. I
+will just collect my head from the floor where I just laughed it off.
+
+ — "The Kingmaker"
+%
+ — "People aren't perfect, Zara, that's what makes them people..."
+
+ — The Fifth Doctor, "The Chaos Pool"
+%
+ — "That could blow a hole in the space-time continuum, the size of— [the
+Tenth Doctor turns the TARDIS console screen towards him] ...Well, actually,
+the exact size of Belgium. That's a bit undramatic, isn't it? 'Belgium'?"
+
+ — The Fifth Doctor, "Time Crash"
+%
+ — Peri: Doctor?
+ — Sixth Doctor: ...You were expecting someone else?
+ — Peri: I-I-I...
+ — Sixth Doctor: That's three "I's" in one breath — makes you sound a
+rather egotistical young lady.
+ — Peri: What's happened?
+ — Sixth Doctor: Change, my dear. [staring into the camera] And it seems not
+a moment too soon. [puts on a proud grin]
+
+ — The introduction of the Sixth Doctor, "The Caves of Androzani"
+%
+ — Sixth Doctor: [admiring his new visage in a hand-mirror] Ahhh... a noble
+brow. Clear gaze. At least it will be given a few hours sleep. A firm mouth. A
+face beaming with a vast intelligence. My dear child, what on Earth are you
+complaining about? It's the most extraordinary improvement.
+ — Peri: On what?!
+ — Sixth Doctor: My last incarnation... Oh, I was never happy with that one.
+ — Peri: Why ever not?
+ — Sixth Doctor: It had a sort of feckless "charm" which simply wasn't me!
+
+ — "The Twin Dilemma"
+%
+ — "Well, look at me. I'm old, lacking in vigour, my mind's in turmoil. I no
+longer know if I'm coming, have gone, or even been. I'm falling to pieces. I no
+longer even have any clothes sense... Self-pity is all I have left."
+
+ — The Sixth Doctor, "The Twin Dilemma"
+%
+ — "In my time, I have been threatened by experts. And I don't rate you
+highly at all."
+
+ — The Sixth Doctor to Mestor, the Big Bad of the Week, "The Twin
+Dilemma"
+%
+ — "Rest is for the weary, sleep is for the dead. I feel like a hungry man
+eager for the feast!"
+
+ — The Sixth Doctor, "Attack of the Cybermen"
+%
+ — "What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?"
+
+ — The Sixth Doctor, "The Two Doctors"
+%
+ — Davros: This part of the galaxy is developing quickly. Famine was one of
+its major problems.
+ — Sixth Doctor: You turned them into food?
+ — Davros: A scheme that has earned me great acclaim.
+ — Sixth Doctor: But did you bother to tell anyone they might be eating their
+own relatives?
+ — Davros: Certainly not! That would have created what I believe is termed...
+"consumer resistance".
+
+ — "Revelation of the Daleks"
+%
+ — "Planets come and go. Stars perish. Matter disperses, coalesces, forms
+into other patterns, other worlds. Nothing can be eternal."
+
+ —The Sixth Doctor, "The Mysterious Planet"
+%
+ — "This is a situation that requires tact and finesse. Fortunately, I am
+blessed with both."
+
+ — The Sixth Doctor, "Terror of the Vervoids"
+%
+ — "In all my travelling throughout the universe I have battled against evil,
+against power-mad conspirators. I should have stayed here. The oldest
+civilisation: decadent, degenerate, and rotten to the core. Power-mad
+conspirators, Daleks, Sontarans... Cybermen, they're still in the nursery
+compared to us. Ten million years of absolute power. That's what it takes to be
+really corrupt!"
+
+ —The Sixth Doctor, "The Ultimate Foe"
+%
+ — Sixth Doctor: Sorry, I was wrong.
+ — Peri: "Wrong"? That would be a first.
+ — Berkeley: You mean, he's never wrong?
+ — Peri: I mean, he never admits it.
+
+ — "Whispers of Terror"
+%
+ — Sixth Doctor: I'm asking if you do what you firmly believe is good and
+right. However much it hurts you and others. And no matter what happens as a
+consequence, does what's in your hearts– heart make you a good person?
+ — Sarah: We are taught that God has infinite mercy, Doctor. But surely, as a
+God-fearing man, you have no need to trouble yourself on this?
+ — Sixth Doctor: Oh, Sarah... If only you knew.
+ — Sarah: Tell me.
+ — Sixth Doctor: [sighs] What would you say if I were to tell you that I once
+destroyed an entire race, that I have led friends to their deaths, and caused
+numerous wars? That my intervention has led to peaceful races taking up arms
+and good people having their faith or reason destroyed. Because I failed to
+act, millions upon millions of people have been enslaved or killed? What if I
+had done all those things, but had always, always believed I was doing to the
+right thing?
+ — Sarah: If you were to tell me that, I would say: May God have mercy on
+your soul.
+ — Sixth Doctor: Sarah...
+ — Sarah: But I would also say: I trust and pray that He will.
+ — Sixth Doctor: ...thank you.
+
+ — "The Marian Conspiracy"
+%
+ — "You can't take it in, can you? Oh, the blessing of a human mind. It's a
+matter of perspective, Evelyn. Let's take your own galaxy, the Milky Way, an
+area of space so vast that if it were reduced to the size of the United States
+of America the Earth would be less than the smallest mote of dust barely
+visible through an electron microscope. Serephia is four times the size of the
+Milky Way and in just a few hours six hundred billion stars will be as snuffed
+out candles to a new sun, a ball of fire 400, 000 light years across and from
+there it will spread on and on and on through the 100 billion other galaxies in
+the universe! The death toll will be as incalculable as it will be absolute and
+by the end there will be nothing left! Nothing!"
+
+ — The Sixth Doctor on the horrible implications of the Daleks' latest
+Evil Plan, "The Apocalypse Element"
+%
+ — "Am I not permitted an occasional moment of melodrama?"
+
+ — The Sixth Doctor, "The One Doctor"
+%
+ — Banto: Awe inspiring? In that coat? Have you taken a look in the mirror
+recently? Come to think of it, I shouldn’t think you do much else.
+ — Sixth Doctor: I intend to rise above your barbs... but before I do I’d
+like to say that this coat can only be appreciated by someone with a sharpened
+aesthetic sense — not a dunderhead like you!
+ — Banto: "Sharpened aesthetic sense"!? Sharpened by what, a dose of mind
+altering drugs?
+ — Sixth Doctor: I warn you, a verbal duel with me would only lead to
+ignominy for you!
+ — Banto: Igno-what? Talking with you is like arguing with a thesaurus!
+
+ — "The One Doctor"
+%
+ — "Whoever heard of a diabolical denouement occurring in a patisserie?!"
+
+ — The Sixth Doctor, "The Wormery"
+%
+ — Evelyn: He does irk you, doesn't he?
+ — Sixth Doctor: Er, not him. The way the universe treated him. Being him was
+like a holiday. A very wonderful holiday.
+
+ —"The 100 Days of the Doctor", the Doctor explains his troubled
+feelings about his fifth incarnation
+%
+ — "From what I've heard he was always blowing up planets. And they call me
+the aggressive one!"
+
+ —The Sixth Doctor on the Seventh Doctor, "The 100 Days of the Doctor"
+%
+ — Sixth Doctor: What have you done with the TARDIS interior design, by the
+way?
+ — Eighth Doctor: I hope you are not about to lecture me about taste, Doctor?
+ — Sixth Doctor: I'm not sure what you mean.
+
+ — "The Four Doctors"
+%
+ — Sixth Doctor: Probably just as well that we won't remember. After all...
+ — Fifth, Sixth, Seventh, and Eighth Doctors: ...We Time Lords already have
+too much to remember as it is!
+ — Sixth Doctor: [laughs] I see great minds think alike!
+ — Seventh Doctor: Or fools never differ...
+ — Sixth Doctor: Oh, very droll.
+
+ — "The Four Doctors"
+%
+ — Older Sixth Doctor: Hello again, Mel. Two of you and two of me, this could
+get confusing.
+ — Younger Sixth Doctor: Not at all! This is the Mel I deposited here for our
+future self to collect, lets call her "Melanie A" shall we?
+ — Older Mel: I'm here you know...
+ — Younger Sixth Doctor: ...and the younger version is "Mel B".
+ — Older Mel: What if another "B" turns up. Who's she? "Mel C"?
+ — Older Sixth Doctor: No! That cannot be allowed to happen.
+ — Younger Sixth Doctor: Yes. Wrong decade for the Spice Girls.
+
+ — "The Wrong Doctors"
+%
+ — Sixth Doctor: All these plans, these events. You're getting your ducks in
+row! Even though some haven't hatched, and others are sitting in a pecourt
+orange sauce.
+ — Petherbridge: Oh? Accusing me of "fowl" play, Doctor? But you're the one
+whose goose has been cooked!
+ — Sixth Doctor: Oh, forget the poultry puns, Petherbridge!
+
+ — "The Wrong Doctors"
+%
+ — The Valeyard: [shivering] Doctor? Doctor?!
+ — Sixth Doctor: [chuckles weakly] Cold, isn't it? [chuckles again]
+ — The Valeyard: You idiot! You've killed us both! You've robbed yourself of
+a future!
+ — Sixth Doctor: A future as you? That's no future at all... [sighs] I've
+lived a good life, by and large...
+ — The Valeyard: Oh, please, spare me the—
+ — Sixth Doctor: Why should I? You didn't intend to spare me. You were
+prepared to sacrifice me and all of Time Lord civilisation, in the cause of
+your monstrous, twisted ego. Frankly, I'll die happy, if the last words you
+ever hear are mine. Words in praise of the best of times: Peri, Mel, Evelyn,
+Flip, Mila, Constance, and all the others!
+ — The Valeyard: And yet, you'll leave Mel to die in your TARDIS?
+ — Sixth Doctor: She won't die. [sing-song] That radiation won't kill her!
+[normal voice] It's only deadly to Time Lords! The TARDIS will land on
+Lakertya, Mel will survive. And the Time Lords will survive — imperfect
+though they are. At least they won't be insane manifestations of you.
+ — The Valeyard: You can't let me die! I'm part of you!
+ — Sixth Doctor: You're nothing to me!
+ — The Valeyard: What about your precious moral scruples!?
+[beat]
+ — Sixth Doctor: [with grim finality] They died with me...
+
+ — The Doctor of the alternate timeline faces his death, "The Brink of
+Death"
+%
+ — Sixth Doctor: Oh, so, that's it? Oh, well. [groans as he collapses] I've
+had good innings... [groans in pain] All those lives I've lived... I hope the
+footprint I leave will be... light, but... apposite.
+ — Seventh Doctor: [inside the Doctor's mind] It's far from being all over...
+ — Sixth Doctor: Who said that?! Who is that? Who's there...? [loses
+consciousness]
+
+ — The Doctor of the prime timeline faces his death, "The Brink of
+Death"
+%
+ — "Think about me when you're living your life one day after another, all in
+a neat pattern. Think about the homeless traveller in his old police box, his
+days like crazy paving."
+
+ — The Seventh Doctor, "Dragonfire"
+%
+ — John: Sugar?
+ — Seventh Doctor: Ah! A decision... Would it make any difference?
+ — John: Would make your tea sweet.
+ — Seventh Doctor: Yes, but beyond the confines of my taste buds, would it
+make any difference?
+ — John: Not really.
+ — Seventh Doctor: But...
+ — John: Yeah?
+ — Seventh Doctor: What if I could control people's taste buds? What if I
+decided that no one would take sugar? That'd make a difference to those who
+sell the sugar and those who cut the cane.
+ — John: My father, he was a cane cutter!
+ — Seventh Doctor: Exactly. Now if no one had used sugar, your father
+wouldn't have been a cane cutter.
+ — John: If this sugar thing had never started, my great grandfather wouldn't
+have been kidnapped, chained up and sold in Kingston in the first place. I'd be
+a African.
+ — Seventh Doctor: Every great decision creates ripples, like a huge boulder
+dropped in a lake. The ripples merge and rebound off the banks in unforeseeable
+ways. The heavier the decision, the larger the waves, the more uncertain the
+consequences.
+ — John: Life's like that. Best thing is just to get on with it.
+
+ — "Remembrance of the Daleks"
+%
+ — Davros: We shall become all—
+ — Seventh Doctor: Powerful! Crush the lesser races! Conquer the galaxy!
+Unimaginable power! Unlimited rice pudding! Etcetera, etcetera!
+
+ — "Remembrance of the Daleks"
+%
+ — "Oi! Dalek! Over here. It's me, the Doctor. What's the matter with you?
+Don't you recognise your mortal enemy?"
+
+ — The Seventh Doctor, ''"Remembrance of the Daleks"
+%
+ — Group Captain Gilmore: What am I dealing with? Little green men?
+ — Seventh Doctor: No, little green blobs in bonded polycarbide armour!
+
+ — "Remembrance of the Daleks"
+%
+ — "I can hear the sound of empires toppling."
+
+ — The Seventh Doctor, "The Happiness Patrol"
+%
+ — Sniper 1: Stay where you are.
+ — Seventh Doctor: Why? Scared? Why should you be scared? You're the one with
+the gun.
+ — Sniper 1: That's right.
+ — Seventh Doctor: And you like guns, don't you?
+ — Sniper 2: He'll kill you.
+ — Seventh Doctor: Of course he will! That's what guns are for. Pull a
+trigger. End a life. Simple, isn't it?
+ — Sniper 1: Yes.
+ — Seventh Doctor: Makes sense, doesn't it?
+ — Sniper 1: Yes!
+ — Seventh Doctor: A life, killing life.
+ — Sniper 2: Who are you?
+ — Seventh Doctor: [to Sniper 2] Shut up! [to Sniper 1, softly] Why don't you
+do it then? Look me in the eye. Pull the trigger. End my life.
+ — Sniper 1: [scared] ...No.
+ — Seventh Doctor: Why not?
+ — Sniper 1: ...I can't.
+ — Seventh Doctor: Why not?
+ — Sniper 1: I don't know.
+ — Seventh Doctor: [gently takes the gun out of Sniper 1's hand] No, you
+don't, do you?
+
+ — "The Happiness Patrol"
+%
+ — [cheerily] "Hello! I'm the Doctor! I believe you want to kill me?"
+
+ — The Seventh Doctor, "Silver Nemesis"
+%
+ — "Let me guess: my heresies appall you, my theories outrage you, I never
+answer letters, and you don't like my tie."
+
+ — The Seventh Doctor, "Ghost Light"
+%
+ — Ace: Don't you have things you hate?
+ — Seventh Doctor: I can't stand burnt toast. I loathe bus stations —
+terrible places, full of lost luggage and lost souls. And then there's
+unrequited love, and tyranny, and cruelty.
+
+ — "Ghost Light"
+%
+ — "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea's
+asleep, and the rivers dream; people made of smoke and cities made of song.
+Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's
+getting cold. Come on, Ace. We've got work to do."
+
+ — The Seventh Doctor, "Survival" (the last piece of dialogue in the
+Classic Series)
+%
+ — "During the night [Ace] would wake up at the distant sound of landing and
+be concerned. After the first time, she had asked the Doctor what he did at
+night. 'Putting props in place,' he had said, 'making sure people know their
+lines, sometimes leaving notes on the script. All the universe is a stage, Ace!
+Acting is not enough for me; I like to direct.'"
+
+ — Timewyrm: Revelation
+%
+ — [Ace and the Doctor stands before a deep pit]
+ — Ace: Professor, what's down there?
+ — Seventh Doctor: I don't know. [smiles sadly at Ace] How long is the coast
+of Britain?
+ — Ace: What? No idea. [looks down into the pit]
+ — Seventh Doctor: [raises Ace's head to face him with his hand] Don't gaze
+into the void. Nietzsche said something similar, also interesting things about
+fighting monsters. Pity about the rest of it. No. This is important. You could
+measure the coastline, couldn't you?
+ — Ace: Yeah, 'spose so.
+ — Seventh Doctor: [deadly serious] But how carefully do you measure? With a
+metre ruler? With a tape measure? Do you map every pebble, every tiny rockpool,
+even if they remained after the tide?
+ — Ace: Well–
+ — Seventh Doctor: You could go down to atomic level, making finer and finer
+measurements. You find more and more length, more little details. The length of
+the coast is infinite, the measurement depends on your distance from it.
+ — Ace: That's stupid.
+ — Seventh Doctor: Perhaps. Like the edge of a snowflake or like this place.
+The dimensions are fractional, the length of information is infinite... You can
+express shapes like that as equations. The Timewyrm virus is an equation like
+that.
+ — Ace: You mean it's infinite?
+ — Seventh Doctor: Yes. Fractal. Its appearance depends only on the scale you
+view it from. Like that bully, Boyle. He's not important, he's very important,
+he's the whole world. Are you following me?
+ — Ace: Yeah.
+ — Seventh Doctor: Using the equations you can write poetry, verse that
+corresponds to the dimensions of the Wyrm itself. I learnt a poem like that, a
+long time ago. I found it deep in my own dreams, instructed by a great teacher,
+before I found out all of what I am. The Timewyrm doesn't know its own
+potential, either. It can't hear the equations that make it, and it can't hear
+the message I sent, either.
+ — Ace: [sighs] I don't know what you mean, Professor.
+ — Seventh Doctor: Life is a fractal thing, Ace. From a distance, a distance
+like Hemmings saw it from, it's very simple, a question of cause and effect.
+You push, it moves. Life isn't like that. The smallest things have the biggest
+consequences. The beat of a butterfly's wing may topple a civilization. Life is
+chaos, and chaos never dies.
+
+ — Timewyrm: Revelation
+%
+ — Seventh Doctor: Are you looking for the butterfly?
+ — Ace: What, the one who beats its wings and it tips the balance so a
+hurricane forms? There isn't one, is there?
+ — Seventh Doctor: Not often. We just tell the butterflies that to keep them
+happy. No. Mostly they break the butterfly on the wheel of time. But over the
+decades and millions of butterflies... the weather still changes somehow.
+That's time; a million multi-colored pieces of time.
+
+ — "The Fearmonger"
+%
+ — Vi Yulquen: Are you... excited by violence?
+ — Seventh Doctor: No, I abhor it. And it is never the moral option.
+ — Vi Yulquen: And how would you know that?
+ — Seventh Doctor: I've seen things that would make you curl into a
+stuttering ball of denial for the rest your life! I've done those things. I've
+pulled a trigger, pressed a button, detonated a bomb. [sighs] It doesn't make
+you feel any better just because you win.
+ — Vi Yulquen: You're fortunate to have had the experience. You've made the
+choice not to be violent. Celia and I can't do that.
+ — Celia Fortunaté: It's simply a concept to us.
+ — Seventh Doctor: I know. I've seen it before; you remove and alter
+everything disagreeable to make yourself "better". You cut and you cut, but you
+cut too well and you find that the very thing you've rid yourself off, the very
+thing you are now denied, is what you so desperately want... I understand you.
+You're depraved on the account of being deprived.
+
+ — "Red"
+%
+ — Seventh Doctor: The funny thing is... Switzerland? Now I know I am
+suffering from memory loss. But, that seems wrong to me.
+ — Queenie Glasscock: What do you mean?
+ — Seventh Doctor: Well, whoever I am, I am not the person who would say
+"Let's go to Switzerland!" It just sounds wrong coming out of my mouth.
+ — Queenie: It does?
+ — Seventh Doctor: "I say. How about a trip to Vevey? Oh the Cantons are so
+lovely at this time of the year. I do love the cheese with the holes." It's
+just not very me, is it? I mean, do you believe I like that sort of thing?
+"Vevey"? "Cantons"? I mean, do you? I don't even know the name of this place.
+
+ — "The Magic Mousetrap"
+%
+ — Evelyn: What happened to you, Doctor?
+ — Seventh Doctor: I used to march around saying things like "Don't worry,
+Evelyn; it'll all work out for the best in some way I haven't quite thought up
+yet!" How did that work out for us? How did that work out for Cassandra
+Schofield? I need to be in control.
+ — Evelyn: You can't control everything.
+ — Seventh Doctor: I can certainly try.
+
+ — "A Death in the Family"
+%
+ — Koloon: Doctor! Pity me!
+ — Seventh Doctor: Fear me.
+ — Koloon: Wha... what?
+ — Seventh Doctor: Tell this to your gods, when they punish you, when they
+stretch you on the neutron rack: I'm still here.
+ — Koloon: But you...?! You're one... little... man!
+ — Seventh Doctor: No, not a man. Not a human being. I am a complex
+space-time event. I am Lord President of Gallifrey. The Traveller from Beyond
+Time. I am the Sandman! The Oncoming Storm! I am the Ka Faraq Gatri; Destroyer
+of Worlds! And sometimes... only sometimes, I. Am. Your. Worst. Nightmare! ...I
+am the Doctor, and I take care of my friends.
+
+ — "Afterlife"
+%
+ — "Death, taxes, and Daleks, Ace, you can't stop them. But you can learn to
+cheat all three. I have."
+
+ — The Seventh Doctor, "The Lights of Skaro"
+%
+ — Eighth Doctor: A meteor storm... The sky above us was dancing with lights!
+Purple, green, brilliant yellow... YES!
+ — Dr. Grace Holloway: What?
+ — Eighth Doctor: These shoes! (stomps the ground happily) They fit perfectly!
+
+ — Doctor Who: The TV Movie
+%
+ — (The Doctor joins Grace in the elevator)
+%
+ — Eighth Doctor: Puccini! We've met before.
+ — Grace: Ugh. I don't think so.
+ — Eighth Doctor: Yes, yes, yes, I think so! I know you! You're...You're
+tired of life, but afraid of dying.
+
+ — Doctor Who: The TV Movie
+%
+ — Grace: Listen, why don't you just have a seat and open your shirt? I want
+to listen to your heart.
+ — Eighth Doctor: [grinning] Hearts. Plural.
+ — Grace: Right! Right...
+
+ — Doctor Who: The TV Movie
+%
+ — Grace: [sceptically] Okay, you're trying to tell me you came back from the
+dead?
+ — Eighth Doctor: Yes.
+ — Grace: No, sorry, the dead stay dead. You can't turn back time.
+ — Eighth Doctor: Yes, you can.
+ — Grace: I'm not a child. Don't treat me like I'm a child, only children
+believe that crap. I am a doctor.
+ — Eighth Doctor: But it was a childish dream that made you a doctor. You
+dreamt you could hold back death. Isn't that true? [Grace looks back at the
+Doctor for a moment, astonished and then begins to walk away] Don't be sad,
+Grace. You'll do great things.
+
+ — Doctor Who: The TV Movie
+%
+ — (Grace has run back to her house, locking The Doctor outside)
+ — Eighth Doctor: (speaking through the mail slot) Grace! Let me in! We can
+sit down, have a cup of tea, we can talk about this!
+ — Grace: Sure! Time Lord to Earthling!
+ — Eighth Doctor: Yes, that's right. I am a Time Lord.
+ — Grace: I thought you were a doctor?!
+ — Eighth Doctor: I thought YOU were a doctor!
+
+ — Doctor Who: The TV Movie
+%
+ — "Grace, I came back to life before your eyes. I held back death. Look, I
+can't make your dream come true forever, but I can make it come true today!"
+
+ — The Eighth Doctor, Doctor Who: The TV Movie
+%
+ — Grace: Why don't you have the ability to transform into another species?
+ — Eighth Doctor: Well, I do...but only when I die.
+ — Grace: And that rival Time Lord, the Master?
+ — Eighth Doctor: He's on his last life, fighting to survive. And the science
+has shown us over and over, in the fight for survival... there are no rules.
+
+ — Doctor Who: The TV Movie
+%
+ — [the Doctor is driving crazily through San Francisco, with Grace clinging
+desperately to his back]
+ — Grace: Doctor!
+ — Eighth Doctor: Yes?
+ — Grace: I only have one life! Can you remember that?
+ — Eighth Doctor: [grinning happily] I'll try!
+
+ — Doctor Who: The TV Movie
+%
+ — [to the Master] "You want dominion over the living, yet all you do is
+kill."
+
+ — The Eighth Doctor, Doctor Who: The TV Movie
+%
+ — "I am the man that gives monsters nightmares. The Daleks call me the
+Bringer of Darkness. I am the Eighth Man Bound. I am the Champion of Life and
+Time. I'm the guy with two hearts. I make History better. I am the Doctor."
+
+ — The Eighth Doctor, The Dying Days
+%
+ — "Injustice is the rule, but I want justice. Suffering is the rule, but I
+want to end it. Despair accords with reality, but I insist on hope. I don't
+accept it because it is unacceptable."
+
+ — The Eighth Doctor, Camera Obscura
+%
+ — "Breathe in deep, lieutenant. You too, Charley. Do you feel that pounding
+in your heart? That tightness in the pit of your stomach? The blood rushing to
+your head? Do you know what that is? That's adventure! The thrill and the fear
+and the joy of stepping into the unknown. That's why we're all here, and that's
+why we're alive!"
+
+ — The Eighth Doctor, "Storm Warning"
+%
+ — Eighth Doctor: Oh, you're right. It is very dark. Oh, how exciting! I do
+love the dark, don't you?
+ — Charley: Well... within reason, but I think you can have too much of a
+good thing.
+ — Eighth Doctor: Oh, it all just enhances the mystery, the sheer
+anticipation of not yet having a clue where we are.
+ — Charley: You really haven't got a clue?
+ — Eighth Doctor: The console isn't telling me anything at all, just a blank
+read-out.
+ — Charley: Well, that sounds ominous.
+ — Eighth Doctor: No, not at all. I've been too methodical recently, I think.
+Setting coordinates and things, actually deciding where we want to go. I've
+been getting far too safe and predictable these last few incarnations. Do you
+know I once travelled for centuries without ever knowing where I'd materialize
+next?
+ — Charley: (chuckles) Yes, I can believe that!
+
+ — "The Chimes of Midnight"
+%
+ — "Oh, Charley. Without you I would just be a lonely old man rattling around
+in my TARDIS with no one to talk to. My life going round and round. My life
+going round in circles."
+
+ —The Eighth Doctor, "The Chimes of Midnight"
+%
+ — "'Doctor who'? My enemies never ask me that. Isn't that terrible, that
+they know me better than my friends?"
+
+ —The Eighth Doctor, "Seasons of Fear"
+%
+ — Eight Doctor: It's one of the most wonderful things about Lady Time, isn't
+it? How nothing's constant, how everything decays and changes?
+ — Charley: You call that wonderful?
+ — Eight Doctor: I call it absolutely beautiful! How would it be if
+everything was always the same? If you never got too big for your dresses, if
+you never got to pass them on to your sister? If the rainy autumn lasted
+forever and the spring never came? At least I change. I'm stumbling my way
+through bodies like I own a particularly dangerous bicycle. Grayle never
+changes, not inside, not who he is. So time piles on top of him and kills
+everything good. No one should have to go through that.
+
+ — "Seasons of Fear"
+%
+ — "Sorry, I was soliloquising again. Filthy habit."
+
+ — The Eighth Doctor, "Seasons of Fear"
+%
+ — "Never put off today what you can put off tomorrow, I say!"
+
+ — The Eighth Doctor, "Neverland"
+%
+ — Eighth Doctor: You will have realized, of course, that you're not the only
+human who has travelled with me in the TARDIS.
+ — Charley: Yes, well, I hardly expected to be your first.
+ — Eighth Doctor: The Time Lords have often wondered why I bothered. After
+all, we are capable of living for thousands of years; you can barely reach a
+hundred. And they came up with a theory. Do you want to know what it is?
+ — Charley: You need friendship? Companionship? You must get lonely,
+travelling the universe with no one to share it with.
+ — Eighth Doctor: They thought you were all memento mori.
+ — Charley: What?
+ — Eighth Doctor: Reminders of death. Quite common things really. On Medieval
+Earth, courtiers would often keep skulls on their mantelpiece. They were very
+much the "in" thing. No matter how powerful you were, death was inevitable. You
+still had to remember your mortality. And Time Lords need to remember all the
+more. I denied that was the reason of course, and as you said, friendship,
+companionship. But over the years, over my many lifetimes, as my friends all
+left me one by one, I began to wonder that they really might have had a point
+after all.
+
+ — "Scherzo"
+%
+ — Eighth Doctor: Buddhism is a relatively simple philosophy, C'rizz. Like
+children, we're here to learn. If we learn well during our life we're rewarded
+with nirvana. If not, we're reborn in a new body to try to accomplish what we
+failed to learn the first time 'round. Easy as falling off a log.
+ — Charley: And how many bodies have you had, now?
+ — Eighth Doctor: Yes, well... That's beside the point, Charley.
+
+ — "The Natural History of Fear"
+%
+ — "I may talk like a fool, but I always know what I'm talking like a fool
+about!"
+
+ — The Eighth Doctor, "Caerdroia"
+%
+ — Guidance: Every young buck who wants to prove his manhood is eager to
+blood his face in your entrails.
+ — Eighth Doctor: That's teenagers for you. Of course I was a terror 'til
+120.
+ — Guidance: One hundred and...?
+ — Eighth Doctor: Late-developer.
+
+ — "The Next Life"
+%
+ — "Never turn down tea if it's offered. It's impolite, and that's how wars
+start."
+
+ — The Eighth Doctor, "Memory Lane"
+%
+ — "Revenge is a dish best left to go cold and then thrown in the kitchen
+bin. Trust a Doctor: Prevention is better than cure."
+
+ — The Eighth Doctor, "Memory Lane"
+%
+ — Charley: Yes, but what was that?!
+ — Eighth Doctor: I shall just find out by using my super Time Lord powers
+of... looking out of the window.
+
+ — "Memory Lane"
+%
+ — "So it was your plan to kill us all, then. That's good. That's very, very
+good, because I'd hate to think that you'd done something so monumentally
+brainless by accident!"
+
+ — The Eighth Doctor, "Blood Of The Daleks"
+%
+ — "Was that supposed to frighten me, Farl? I've seen entire species
+destroyed; civilisations left in ruins. I've witnessed solar systems vanish in
+the twinkling of an eye. I've seen things that would freeze your blood. So
+don't threaten me. Don't ever threaten me."
+
+ — The Eighth Doctor, "Phobos"
+%
+ — Lucie: What are you doing?
+ — Eighth Doctor: Shredding.
+ — Lucie: What are you shredding?
+ — Eighth Doctor: Everything I can find.
+ — Lucie: Why?
+ — Eighth Doctor: I'm hoping it might annoy somebody.
+
+ — "Human Resources"
+%
+ — Lucie: Do you... I mean, do you still think about Orbis? Your life back
+there?
+ — Eighth Doctor: Well... Why do you ask?
+ — Lucie: Sometimes I look at you and you look, well, sad.
+ — Eighth Doctor: Lucie, there's a lot of darkness out there. Some of it
+where Orbis used to be. But you know something? We wouldn't notice any of it if
+it weren’t for all those little pinpricks of light. Planets and stars. And
+that's where I go whenever I feel sad. The next bit of light in the darkness,
+keep on moving. Never look back... Well, hardly ever.
+
+ — "The Scapegoat"
+%
+ — "Nothing that gives people hope, courage, and strength, is stupid."
+
+ — The Eighth Doctor, "The Cannibalists"
+%
+ — Lucie: Doctor, why didn't you press that button? I mean, one life to save
+millions? It makes sense.
+ — Eighth Doctor: Because... I used to be that guy.
+ — Lucie: You mean, you're the Monk?! He was you all along?
+ — Eighth Doctor: No, but not far off. I was once a man with a masterplan.
+I'd seek out injustices, topple governments, all in the name of the greater
+good. I'd started doing the maths, you see...
+ — Lucie: The maths?
+ — Eighth Doctor: This is how evil starts, with the belief that the ends
+justify the means. But once you start down that road, there's no turning back.
+What if you can save a million lives, but you have to let ten people die, or a
+hundred, or a hundred thousand? Where do you stop?
+ — Lucie: But you did. You did stop.
+ — Eighth Doctor: I did. But by then I'd ended up travelling alone, because I
+couldn't trust myself with anyone's life. Well, not after...
+ — Lucie: Not after...? ...Not saying? Okay. Then what was it that made you
+realize that it was time to change from lonely bean-counter to companionable
+time traveller?
+ — Eighth Doctor: A new body, a clean slate, a fresh start. From that day on,
+I knew that I never would again countenance the death of a single living being.
+That's why I no longer travel alone.
+ — Lucie: Why?
+ — Eighth Doctor: So I never can forget how precious a single life is.
+
+ — The Eighth Doctor on the Seventh Doctor, "The Resurrection Of Mars"
+%
+ — The Master: You're... You're really sanguine, Doctor, given the terminal
+nature of our predicament.
+ — Eighth Doctor: We're stuck. In here. Together. Frankly, if I'm going to
+die on an exploding spaceship, I can't think of anyone else I'd rather have die
+with me.
+ — The Master: You're willing to sacrifice your life?! What, to get rid of
+me?
+ — Eighth Doctor: With you gone, my friends — and the fate of the Universe
+— are safe. The Time Lords can clear up the mess. Besides; I'm enjoying
+watching you squirm. How should we pass the time? ...I know! Tell me about your
+mother...
+ — The Master: (annoyed sigh) You've tried psychoanalysing me before, Doctor!
+Why bother? How can you fathom the unfathomable?
+ — Eighth Doctor: On the contrary: You're actually pretty transparent. You're
+a spoiled child. You have to get what you want. Or everyone suffers. Trouble
+is, you don't know what you want, beyond killing me. What are you "Master" of,
+precisely?
+ — The Master: The title you chose: "Doctor". Now, it's not just "a man of
+healing", it means "teacher", it means "tutor". Where as I am the "Master". We
+both want to change the Universe to make it "better", it's only the scale of
+our ambitions that separates us.
+ — Eighth Doctor: What are you saying? You'd like to be a doctor, but you
+didn't have the patience?
+ — The Master: (laughs heartily) Oh, how have I resisted killing you until
+now?
+ — Eighth Doctor: You tell me. You'd rather see me humiliated. Actually, the
+simple answer is — you don't want to. You need me around. To give you the
+attention you so desperately crave. Ever since we were at the Academy together,
+all those centuries ago.
+ — The Master: Oh, I never think of the past. The future is my sole concern.
+I thought you were the same, never looking back. Only, in your case, it's
+because you're afraid to face the death and destruction you leave in your wake.
+ — Eighth Doctor: Whereas you delight in it.
+
+ — "Masterplan"
+%
+ — Gallifreyan Recruit: Are you... him?
+ — Eighth Doctor: I'm certainly a him. For the moment, anyway.
+
+ — "The Conscript"
+%
+ — Eighth Doctor: I've stayed away because I don't know where to begin. I
+don't know the answer to a Time War!
+ — Commandant Harlan: What? You've stopped trying to find one?
+ — Eighth Doctor: No, but I'm sure it's not to keep sending millions to die!
+To escalate an arms race where both sides have unfettered access to all time
+and space. I've seen worlds destroyed, civilizations choked in their cradles,
+whole races fleeing in terror. I've seen centuries of art, of science, wiped
+out in an instant. I just saw a beautiful rainforest burn along with every
+creature in it. I didn't even know the planet's name. If you're prepared to
+accept that much collateral damage to the rest of the universe, then what
+exactly are you fighting for?! I'll protect those with no choice in the matter,
+no voice.
+ — Commandant Harlan: Noble sentiments, but that's all they are. You avoid
+the issue while the rest of us have to make a stand. We are the ones in the
+right. Gallifrey must prevail. At any cost.
+ — Eighth Doctor: That is what terrifies me. That certainty. You start
+believing only in absolutes. Well, isn't that exactly who you're fighting?
+
+ — "The Conscript"
+%
+ — Cass: Where are we going?
+ — Eighth Doctor: Back of the ship.
+ — Cass: Why?
+ — Eighth Doctor: Because the front crashes first. Think it through!
+
+ — "The Night of the Doctor"
+%
+ — "I don't suppose there's any need of a Doctor any more. Make me a Warrior
+now."
+
+ — The Eighth Doctor, "The Night of the Doctor"
+%
+ — "Charlie, C'rizz, Lucie, Tamsin, Molly... friends, companions I've known,
+I salute you. Cass...I apologize. Physician, heal thyself!"
+
+ — The Eighth Doctor's last words from "The Night of the Doctor",
+making all of the Big Finish audio adventures canon in one fell swoop.
+%