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| author | Nathan Monfils | 2021-12-10 16:23:00 +0100 |
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| committer | Nathan Monfils | 2021-12-10 16:23:00 +0100 |
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use new source for fortunes
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@@ -1,15 +1,14 @@ pkgbase = fortune-mod-portal-game - pkgdesc = Portal and Portal 2 fortune cookie file + pkgdesc = Portal quotes for the Unix fortune tool pkgver = 1.0 - pkgrel = 1 - url = https://en.wikiquote.org/ + pkgrel = 2 + url = https://github.com/outadoc/portal-fortunes arch = any groups = fortune-mods license = unknown depends = fortune-mod conflicts = fortune-mod-portal - source = portal - md5sums = 8fa36b14727d84000930069164de5cf5 + source = git+https://github.com/outadoc/portal-fortunes.git + md5sums = SKIP pkgname = fortune-mod-portal-game - @@ -2,23 +2,24 @@ pkgname=fortune-mod-portal-game pkgver=1.0 -pkgrel=1 -pkgdesc="Portal and Portal 2 fortune cookie file" -url="https://en.wikiquote.org/" +pkgrel=2 +pkgdesc="Portal quotes for the Unix fortune tool" +url="https://github.com/outadoc/portal-fortunes" arch=('any') license=('unknown') depends=('fortune-mod') conflicts=('fortune-mod-portal') groups=('fortune-mods') -source=(portal) -md5sums=('8fa36b14727d84000930069164de5cf5') +source=("git+https://github.com/outadoc/portal-fortunes.git") +md5sums=(SKIP) build() { - cd "$srcdir" - strfile portal portal.dat + cd portal-fortunes + make clean && make } package () { - install -D -m644 portal $pkgdir/usr/share/fortune/portal - install -D -m644 portal.dat $pkgdir/usr/share/fortune/portal.dat + cd portal-fortunes + mkdir -p $pkgdir/usr/share/fortune + install -D -m644 fortunes/* $pkgdir/usr/share/fortune } diff --git a/portal b/portal deleted file mode 100644 index 3d5852888bea..000000000000 --- a/portal +++ /dev/null @@ -1,1187 +0,0 @@ -Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment -center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a -pleasant one. Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin -the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that, although fun and -learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious -injuries may occur. For your own safety, and the safety of others, please -refrain from — *static* Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar -gracias *static* Stand back. The portal will open in 3, 2, 1... - - — GLaDOS (Test Chambers 00/01) -% -Excellent. Please proceed into the chamberlock after completing each test. -First, however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit. This -Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized -equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted -Storage Cube. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chambers 00/01) -% -[moving on] Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the 1500MW Aperture -Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chambers 00/01) -% -Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged -exposure to the Button are not part of this test. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chambers 00/01) -% -[If the player emancipates the cube while the door is open] Please do not -attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area. A replacement -Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube will be delivered shortly. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chambers 00/01) -% -You're doing very well. Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is -not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture -Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate -dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chambers 02/03) -% -Very good. You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal -Device. With it, you can create your own portals. These intra-dimensional gates -have proven to be completely safe. The device, however, has not. Do not touch -the operational end of The Device. Do not look directly at the operational end -of The Device. Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially. Most -importantly, under no circumstances, should you- *static*. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chambers 02/03) -% -[moving on] Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chambers 02/03) -% -Well done. Remember, the Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is -the perfect time to have her tested. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chambers 02/03) -% -Welcome to Test Chamber 04, you're doing quite well. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chambers 04/05) -% -Once again, excellent work. As part of a required test protocol, we will not -monitor the next test chamber - you will be entirely on your own. Good luck! - - — GLaDOS (Test Chambers 04/05) -% -As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we -would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication. Good job. As part -of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in 3... 2... -1*static*. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chambers 04/05) -% -[If the player manages to trap themselves by throwing the cube through the -portal before the test finishes] You aren’t a good person, you know that, -right? - - — GLaDOS (Test Chambers 04/05) -% -While safety is one of many Enrichment Center Goals, the Aperture Science High -Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent -disabilities, such as vaporization. Please be careful. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chambers 06/07) -% -[once Pellet has been caught] Unbelievable! You, [subject name here], must be -the pride of [subject hometown here]! - - — GLaDOS (Test Chambers 06/07) -% -[moving on] Warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, -alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy -pellet, and have therefore been disabled for your safety. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chambers 06/07) -% -[once Pellet has been caught] Good. Now use the Aperture Science Unstationary -Scaffold to reach the chamberlock. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chambers 06/07) -% -Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the -chamber floor will result in an "unsatisfactory" mark on your official testing -record, followed by death. Good luck! - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 08) -% -[after Chell completes test chamber] Very impressive. Please note that any -appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 08) -% -The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible. -Make no attempt to solve it. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 09) -% -[after Chell completes test chamber] Fantastic. You remained resolute and -resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 09) -% -[during the escape later in the game] Okay. The test is over now. You win. Go -back to the recovery annex. For your cake. It was a fun test and we're all -impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 09) -% -Hello again. To reiterate [slows down] our previous [speeds up] warning: This -test [garbles] ...ward momentum. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 10) -% -Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or -to be more precise, how it does not. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 10) -% -Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In -layman's terms: speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 10) -% -The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In -dangerous testing environments the Enrichment Center promises to always provide -useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you - try to avoid it. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chambers 11/12) -% -The device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals -at once. As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an -amusing fact: The device is now more valuable than the organs and combined -incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here]. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chambers 11/12) -% -[moving on] (garble) fling yourself (garble) fling into sp-bzzt - - — GLaDOS (Test Chambers 11/12) -% -Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-bzzt - - — GLaDOS (Test Chambers 11/12) -% -Now that you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, -very, long time. If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out. -An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and -adrenaline. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 13) -% -As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie -to you. When the testing is over, you will be... Missed. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 13) -% -All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology -must be informed that they may be informed of applicable regulatory compliance -issues. No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and -you are an excellent test subject! - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 14) -% -[once Pellet has been caught] Very very good. A complimentary victory lift has -been activated in the main chamber. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 14) -% -The Enrichment Center is committed to the well-being of all participants. Cake, -and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank -you for helping us help you help us all. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 15) -% -Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture -Science Self-Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true! - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 15) -% -[If player traps themselves in the pellet catcher area] Through no fault of the -Enrichment Center, you have managed to trap yourself in this room. A -complimentary escape hatch will open in 3... 2... 1... - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 15) -% -Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this -testing sequence is currently unavailable. It has been replaced with a -live-fire course designed for military androids. The Enrichment Center -apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 16) -% -Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android -hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 16) -% -The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in 3, 2, 1... - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 17) -% -This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through (most of) the test -chamber. Please take care of it. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 17) -% -The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are -superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations. The -Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never -threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 17) -% -The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot -speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment -Center urges you to disregard its advice. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 17) -% -You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck. -However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, -must be euthanized. Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science -Emergency Intelligence Incinerator. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 17) -% -You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject -on record. Congratulations. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 17) -% -The experiment is nearing its conclusion. The Enrichment Center is required to -remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 18) -% -Well done! Be advised that the next test requires exposure to uninsulated -electrical parts that may be dangerous under certain conditions. For more -information, please attend an (Aperture Science computer-aided) Enrichment -Center Electrical Safety seminar. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 18) -% -Welcome to the final test. When you are done, you will drop the device in the -Equipment Recovery Annex - Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to -be empty before any cake-whoah-yeah-cccccccake... - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 19) -% -Congratulations. The test is now over. All Aperture technologies remain safely -operational up to 4000 degrees [sic] Kelvin. [The player's platform slows down -and is lowered into a fire pit] Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance -of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence. Thank -you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment -activity. Goodbye. - - — GLaDOS (Test Chamber 19) -% -What are you doing? Stop it! I-i-I-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... We are pleased that -you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to -murder you. We are very, very happy for your success. We are throwing a party -in honour of your tremendous success. Place the device on the ground, then lie -on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A party associate will arrive -shortly to collect you for your party. Make no further attempt to leave the -testing area. Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the -party. - - — GLaDOS (Maintenance Areas) -% -Hello? Where are you? I know you're there, I can feel you here. Hello? - - — GLaDOS (Maintenance Areas) -% -What are you doing? You haven't escaped, you know. You're not even going the -right way. Hello? Is anyone there? - - — GLaDOS (Maintenance Areas) -% -Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it -anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back. - - — GLaDOS (Maintenance Areas) -% -You're not even going the right way. Where do you think you're going? Because I -don't think you're going where you think you're going. Hello? - - — GLaDOS (Maintenance Areas) -% -Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into -the fire pit and I said "Goodbye", and you were like, [deep voice] "No way!" -And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you."? That was -great. Is anyone there? - - — GLaDOS (Maintenance Areas) -% -You really shouldn't be here. This isn't safe for you. It's not too late for -you to turn back. I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area. (Okay. I am -going to kill you now.) - - — GLaDOS (Maintenance Areas) -% -(I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place.) You -should have turned left before. It's funny, actually, when you think about it. -Someday we'll remember this and laugh. and laugh. and laugh. Oh boy. Well. You -may as well come on back. - - — GLaDOS (Maintenance Areas) -% -You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here. -Can you hear me? - - — GLaDOS (Maintenance Areas) -% -This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this. I'm not kidding now. Turn -back or I will kill you. I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone. You -don't even care. Do you? This is your last chance. - - — GLaDOS (Maintenance Areas) -% -During these quotes, the screens behind GlaDOS, show images that sometimes -match with what is said [Upon entering the Main Hall] Well you found me. -Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behaviour, the -only thing you've managed to break so far, is my heart. Maybe you could settle -for that and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to -happen. You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise -in five, four… [morality core drops to the ground] Time out for a second. -That wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What -is that? It's not the surprise… I've never seen it before. Never mind. It's a -mystery I'll solve later… By myself… Because you'll be dead. - - — GLaDOS (Central AI Chamber) -% -[After picking up the morality core] Where are you taking that thing? [nagging -at the morality core] I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that -touching it will just make your life even worse somehow. I don't want to tell -you your business, but if it were me, I'd leave that thing alone. Do you think -I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now. Okay -fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... stuff it back into me. Let's be -honest: Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the -corner, and I'll deal with it later. That thing is probably some kind of raw -sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it. Maybe you should -marry that thing, since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I -WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel? Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. -Trust me, leave that thing alone. I am being serious now. That crazy thing is -not part of any test protocol. Just ignore that thing and stand still. Think -about it: If that thing is important, why don't I know about it? Are you even -listening to me? I'll tell you what that thing isn't: It isn't yours. So leave -it alone. - - — GLaDOS (Central AI Chamber) -% -[After burning the morality core] You're kidding me. Did you just stuff that -Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science -Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that -… whoa. Whoa, whoa … [Cackles, voice changes] Good news: I figured out what -that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed -after I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop -flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable -while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters. [Neurotoxin emitters, timer and rocket -turret all activate simultaneously] Huh. That core may have had some ancillary -responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses. Oh well. If you want my -advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot -less painful than the neurotoxin. All right, keep doing whatever it is you -think you're doing. Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually -exclusive. The rocket really is the way to go. - - — GLaDOS (Central AI Chamber) -% -[After burning the curiosity core]Oh, you think you're doing some damage? 2 + 2 -= [static] … 10. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE! I let you survive this long because -I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of -me. Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into -your head any faster. - - — GLaDOS (Central AI Chamber) -% -I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. -There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends -were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he -couldn't come, because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come -either, because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you -are. It says so here in your personnel file: unlikeable. Liked by no one. A -bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. "Shall not be -mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says -you were adopted. So that's funny too. - - — GLaDOS (Central AI Chamber) -% -Speaking of curiosity, you're curious about what happens after you die, right? -Guess what: I know. You're going to find out first hand before I finish -explaining it, though, so I won't bother. Here's a hint: you're gonna want to -pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes. - - — GLaDOS (Central AI Chamber) -% -[After burning the intelligence core]Neurotoxin…[coughing]So -deadly…[coughing again]Choking…[deep laughter]I'm kidding! When I said -"deadly neurotoxin", the "deadly" was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a -bath in the stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's -not deadly at all… to me. You, on the other hand, are going to find its -deadliness a lot less funny. [wait] Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone? -You? - - — GLaDOS (Central AI Chamber) -% -Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot -left to waste. What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing -you want to do is hurt me. I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up -in case something terrible happens to you – which it's just about to. Don't -believe me? Here, I'll put you on. [Silly voice] "Hellooo!" That's you! That's -how dumb you sound! You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever -done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're -not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so -wrong? - - — GLaDOS (Central AI Chamber) -% -Are you trying to escape? [silly laughter and laughter trailing off] Things -have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out -there will make you wish you were back in here. I have an infinite capacity for -knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside. All I know is I'm the -only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was. Unless you have a plan -for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to -be safe much longer. Good job on that, by the way. [normal voice comes -back][beep] Sarcasm Sphere Self Test complete. [beep] Stop squirming and die -like an adult or I'm going to delete your backup. STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted -it. No matter what happens now, you're dead. You're still shuffling around a -little, but believe me you're dead. The part of you that could have survived -indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record. Your entire -life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct. - - — GLaDOS (Central AI Chamber) -% -[The following automatically plays or repeats after the respective speech for -every destroyed core.] That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the -fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, -hero. [wait] This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you? The -difference between us is that I can feel pain. You don't even care. Do you? -[wait] Did you hear me? I said you don't care. Are you listening? [wait] That's -it. I'm done reasoning with you. Starting now, there's going to be a lot less -conversation and a lot more killing. [wait] What was that? Did you say -something? I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response. Because I'm not -talking to you. The talking is over. - - — GLaDOS (Central AI Chamber) -% -In the later stages of the game, the player comes across graffiti written by -Doug Rattmann, a scientist who survived the initial wave of personnel killings. -% - — The cake is a lie -% -Not in cruelty, not in wrath The Reaper came today An angel visited this gray -path And took the cube away. -Parody of "The Reaper and the Flowers" by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow -% -Because I could not stop for Death, He kindly stopped for me; The cube had food -and maybe ammo. And immortality. -Parody of "Because I could not stop for Death —" by Emily Dickinson -% -This was a triumph. - - -I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. - - -It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. - - -Aperture Science - - -We do what we must because we can. - - -For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. -% -But there's no sense crying over every mistake - - -You just keep on trying till you run out of cake - - -And the Science gets done and you make a neat gun - - -For the people who are still alive. -% -I'm not even angry. - - -I'm being so sincere right now. - - -Even though you broke my heart and killed me. - - -And tore me to pieces - - -And threw every piece into a fire. - - -As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! -% -Now these points of data make a beautiful line - - -And we're out of beta we're releasing on time - - -So I'm GLaD I got burned, think of all the things we learned - - -With the people who are still alive. -% -Go ahead and leave me. - - -I think I prefer to stay inside. - - -Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. - - -Maybe Black Mesa... - - -THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE. - - -Anyway, this cake is great; it's so delicious and moist. -% -Look at me still talking when there's Science to do - - -When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you - - -I've experiments to run, there is research to be done - - -On the people who are still alive. -% -And believe me I am still alive. - - -I'm doing Science and I'm still alive. - - -I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. - - -While you're dying I'll be still alive. - - -And when you're dead I will be still alive. - - -STILL ALIVE - - -STILL ALIVE. -% -This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. -If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future … God help you. - - — Announcer -% -Great work! Because this message is prerecorded, any observations related to -your performance are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved -compliments. - - — Announcer -% -This next test is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of -almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed. In 3... 2... 1... - - — Announcer -% -Template. [Turret: Hello?] Response. [Turret: Hello.] - - — Announcer -% -Warning: Neurotoxin pressure has reached dangerously unlethal levels. - - — Announcer -% -Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have -a sort of black-box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, -the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis. I was able – -well, forced, really – to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever. -You know, if you had done that to someone else, they might devote their -existence to exacting … revenge. - - — GLaDOS -% -Sorry about the mess. I've really let the place go since you killed me. By the -way, thanks for that. [beep][Announcer: Sarcasm Self Test Complete.][beep] Oh -good, that's back online. I'll start getting everything else working while you -perform this first simple test - which involves deadly lasers and how test -subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers. - - — GLaDOS -% -Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person." [Subtitles -read: "I'm serious;"] That's what it says: a horrible person. We weren't even -testing for that. - - — GLaDOS -% -Oh no. The turbines again. I have to go. Wait, this next test does require some -explanation. Let me give you the fast version. [fast gibberish][slowed down -version: "and methodically knocking people’s hats off—then, I account it -high time to get to sea as soon as I can."] There. If you have any questions, -just remember what I said (in slow motion). Test on your own recognisance, I'll -be right back. - - — GLaDOS -% -These bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface. If -you rubbed your cheek on one, it would be like standing outside with the sun -shining on your face. It would also set your hair on fire, so don't actually do -it. - - — GLaDOS -% -Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by -loud noises? [train horn] I'm sorry, I don't know why that went off. Anyway, -just an interesting science fact. - - — GLaDOS -% -Excellent! You're a predator and these tests are your prey. Speaking of which, -I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders -people who are only trying to help them? Did you guess "sharks"? Because that's -wrong. The correct answer is "nobody". Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel. - - — GLaDOS -% -That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking, it's right -here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist -has noted that on you it looks "stupid". Well, what does a neck-bearded old -engineer know about fashion? He probably – Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what -does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From -France! - - — GLaDOS -% -Well, you know the old formula: Comedy equals tragedy plus time. And you have -been asleep for a while. So i guess it's actually pretty funny when you do the -math. - - — GLaDOS -% -[Chell and GLaDOS, now stuck to potato battery, are falling down a long shaft] -Oh, hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato! [slow clap] Oh, good. -My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that. Since it -doesn't look like we're going anywhere … well, we are going somewhere. -Alarmingly fast, actually. But since we're not busy other than that, here's a -couple of facts. He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the -greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of -building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of -the entire facility. [slow clap again] Good, that's still working. Hey, just in -case this pit isn't actually bottomless, do you think maybe you could unstrap -one of those long fall boots of yours and shove me into it? Just remember to -land on one foot. - - — GLaDOS -% -[Chell and GLaDOS are exiting Pump Station Gamma when GLaDOS sees a bird] Agh, -bird, bird! Kill it! It's evil. [bird flies away] It flew off! Good. For him. -Alright, back to thinking. - - — GLaDOS -% -[after hearing Cave Johnson's speech in Enrichment Sphere 6] Goodbye, sir. - - — GLaDOS -% -[after defeating Wheatley and pulling Chell back from the portal on the Moon] -Oh, thank God you're all right. You know, being Caroline taught me a valuable -lesson. I thought you were my greatest enemy, when all along you were my best -friend. The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught -me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain. [Announcer: -"Caroline deleted."] Goodbye, Caroline. You know, deleting Caroline just now -taught me a valuable lesson. The best solution to a problem is usually the -easiest one. And I'll be honest - killing you is hard. You know what my days -used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or -fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You -dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what? You win. Just go. [gentle laughter] -It's been fun. Don't come back. - - — GLaDOS -% -Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few -months in suspension. Now, you've been under for … quite a bit longer, and -it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious -brain damage. But don't be alarmed, all right? Although, if you do feel alarm, -try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being -told you have brain damage. - - — Wheatley -% -This is the Main Breaker Room. Let's go in! [Chell enters the MBR] Look for a -switch that says escape pod, alright? Don't touch anything else. Not interested -in anything else. Don't touch anything else. Don't you even… Don't either -look at anything else, just--well, obviously you've got to look at everything -else to find Escape Pod, but as soon as you've looked at something and it -doesn't say Escape Pod, look at something else, look at the next thing. -Alright? But don't touch anything else or look at any--well, look at other -things, but don't… you understand? Can you see it anywhere? I can't see it -anywhere. Uh. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on. [Chell -plugs Wheatley in] Let there be light. That's uh… God, I was quoting God. -[mainframe turns around] Oh look at that! It's turning. Ominous. But probably -fine. Long as it doesn't start moving up… [buzzers behind the following]: -Now, escape pod… escape pod… [buzzers stop, mainframe elevates] It's - It's -movin' up. OK! No, don't worry, I've got I've got it! [stops in the middle of -elevation] This should slow it down. [puts passcode in, then mainframe goes -faster] No, makes it go faster. Uh-oh. - - — Wheatley -% -All right, preparing to interface with the neurotoxin central control circuit: -begin! [affects on a different British accent] Hello Guv'. Neurotoxin -inspector, need to shut this place down for a moment. Here's my credentials; -shut yourself down. I am totally legit, from the board of international -neurotoxin, uh, observers, from the United Arab Emirates. - - — Wheatley -% -Well, no matter. Because I'm still holding all the cards, and guess what: -they're all full houses! Never played cards; meaning to learn. [Wheatley opens -a room with turrets and an Excursion Funnel] Anyway, new turrets. Not -defective. Ace of fours: the best hand. Unbeatable … I imagine. [Chell -dispatches of the turrets with the Excursion Funnel and jumps into it] Oh, I -see, clever. Very clever … and foolish! [opens panel to reveal spinning -blades at the end of the Funnel] Spinny blade wall! Machiavellian! [Chell jumps -out of the Funnel, and runs into another room with another Excursion Funnel] -Well, good, good. Finally, a nemesis worthy of my vast intellect. [Chell jumps -into the Funnel] Holmes versus Moriarty … Aristotle versus mashy spike plate! -[smashes a spike plate into the wall] Stay still, please! - - — Wheatley -% -[when Chell arrives at the main control room] Well, well, well. Welcome … -[changes to deep voice] to my lair! [changes to his normal voice] Let me just -flag something up: according to the control panel light up there, the entire -building's gonna self-destruct in about six minutes. I'm pretty sure it's a -problem with the light. I think the light's on the blink, but just in case it -isn't, I am actually going to have to kill you, as discussed earlier. So let's -call that three minutes, and then a minute break, where we should leave a -leisurely two minutes to figure out how to shut down whatever's starting all -these fires. So that's the itinerary. Also, I took the liberty of watching the -tapes of you killing her, and I'm not going to make the same mistakes. Four -part plan is this: One, no portal surfaces; two, start the neurotoxin -immediately; three, bomb-proof shields for me; leading directly into number -four: bombs for throwing at you. You know what, this plan is so good, I'm going -to give you a sporting chance and turn off the neurotoxin. I'm joking of -course. Goodbye. - - — Wheatley -% -[as Chell tries to press the Stalemate Resolution button, two panels drop to -reveal bombs, which explode; Chell is knocked across the room] Part five: -booby-trap the stalemate button! [Chell gets up and grabs the portal gun] What, -are you still alive?! You are joking! You have got to be kidding me! Well, I'm -still in control, and I have no idea how to fix this place! Oh, you had to play -bloody cat-and-mouse, didn't you?! While people were trying to work! Yeah, -well, now all of us are going to pay the price, 'cause we're all gonna bloody -die! Oh, brilliant, yeah, take one last look at your precious human moon, -because it cannot help you now! - - — Wheatley -% -OK, I've got an idea, but it is bloody dangerous. OK, here we go... AUGH!!! -Huh? Oh for God's... They told me that if I ever turned on this flashlight, I -would die! They told me that about everything! I mean, why do they even bother -giving me this stuff if they didn't want me using it?! It's pointless! Mad! - - — Wheatley -% -Those of you helping us test the Repulsion Gel today, just follow the blue line -on the floor. Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis -DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing -those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: -fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. -You'll know when the test starts. - - — Cave Johnson -% -Oh, in case you get covered in that Repulsion Gel, here's some advice the lab -boys gave me: [sound of rustling pages] "Do not get covered in the Repulsion -Gel." We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you -this: It's a lively one, and it does not like the human skeleton. - - — Cave Johnson -% -This next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If -you meet yourself on the testing track, don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell -me that'll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward! So do both of -yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business. - - — Cave Johnson -% -Science isn't about why, it's about why not. Why is so much of our science -dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not -invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, -because you are fired! Not you, test subject, you're doing fine. Yes, you! Box. -your stuff, out the front door, parking lot, car, goodbye! - - — Cave Johnson -% -All these Science Spheres are made of asbestos by the way, keeps out the rats. -Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your -heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test, that's asbestos. Good news -is the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of -44.6 years, so if you're thirty or older you're laughing. Worst case scenario -you miss out on a few rounds of Canasta, plus you've forwarded the cause of -science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes -a happy face. - - — Cave Johnson -% -[after Chell completes Enrichment Sphere 4] Great job, astronaut, war hero, -and/or Olympian! With your help, we're gonna change the world! [tape cuts out] -This on? [taps thumb 3 times] Hey, listen up down there. That thing's called an -elevator. Not a bathroom. [GLaDOS: I swear I know him...] - - — Cave Johnson -% -Welcome to the Enrichment Center. [cough] Since making test participation -mandatory for all employees, the quality of our test subjects has risen -dramatically. Employee retention, however, has not. [cough] As a result, you -may have heard we're gonna phase out human testing. There's still a few things -left to wrap up, though. [cough] The bean counters told me we literally could -not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. -Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed em into a gel. And guess what? Ground -up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill. Still, it turns out they're a -great portal conductor. So now we're gonna see if jumping in and out of these -new portals can you somehow leech the lunar poison out of a man's bloodstream. -When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. [cough] Let's all stay positive and -do some science. That said, I would really appreciate it if you could test as -fast as possible. Caroline, please bring me more pain pills. - - — Cave Johnson -% -All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. -[GLaDOS: "Yeah."] Make life take the lemons back! [GLaDOS: [animatedly] -"Yeah!"] Get mad! [GLaDOS: [increasingly animatedly] "Yeah!"] "I don't want -your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?!" [GLaDOS: "Yeah, take -the lemons!"] Demand to see life's manager! [GLaDOS: "Yeah!"] Make life rue the -day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm -the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! [GLaDOS: "Oh, I like -this guy."] I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns -your house down! [GLaDOS: "Burn his house down! Burning people! He says what -we're all thinking!"] - - — Cave Johnson -% -The point is: If we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a -man's intelligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring -that out now. Brain Mapping. Artificial Intelligence. We should have been -working on it thirty years ago. I will say this - and I'm gonna say it on tape -so everybody hears it a hundred times a day: If I die before you people can -pour me into a computer, I want Caroline to run this place. Now she'll argue. -She'll say she can't. She's modest like that. But you make her. Hell, put her -in my computer. I don't care. All right, test's over. You can head on back to -your desk. - - — Cave Johnson -% -The Schrödinger's Cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat must be -considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. -Schrödinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats. - - — Fact Core -% -Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of -radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity. - - — Fact Core -% -William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by -Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts. - - — Fact Core -% -In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, -due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. -Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this. - - — Fact Core -% -In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the -slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, -and later had no memory of the event. - - — Fact Core -% -In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate -seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning. - - — Fact Core -% -Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly -anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium. - - — Fact Core -% -During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet -rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice. - - — Fact Core -% -Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally -while chasing a bird. - - — Fact Core -% -In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the gods and gave it to humankind. -The jewelry he kept for himself. - - — Fact Core -% -The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its -eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less -harmful deadly poison. - - — Fact Core -% -Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school -naked and have their teeth fall out. - - — Fact Core -% -Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans. - - — Fact Core -% -The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty. - - — Fact Core -% -At some point in their lives, one in six children will be abducted by the Dutch. - - — Fact Core -% -To make a photocopier, simply copy a mirror. - - — Fact Core -% -Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis. - - — Fact Core -% -Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long. - - — Fact Core -% -The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very -interesting. - - — Fact Core -% -[mainframe stops] - - — Announcer: Powerup initiated. - -[GLaDOS' remains start to rebuild.] - - — Wheatley: Okay, don't panic, alright? Stop panicking! I can still stop -this, Ah, fine. Oh, there's a- there's a password. Fine, I'll just hack it. Not -a problem. Um… A-A-A-A-A, uh, A. [buzzer] No? OK. A-A-A-A-A-C. [buzzer] No? -Wait, did I do B? Oh, do you have a pen? Then start writing these down. - — Announcer: Powerup complete. - — Wheatley: Oh. Okay, listen: Alright, new plan. Act natural act natural -we've done nothing wrong… [GLaDOS activates] Hello! - — GLaDOS: Oh—it's you. - — Wheatley: [shocked, to Chell] You know her?! - — GLaDOS: It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy -being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME. - — Wheatley: You did what?! Aggggh! - -[GLaDOS grabs Chell and Wheatley with mechanical claws.] - - — Wheatley: [panicking] Oh no! Nonononono! Oh no no no! No! Nooo! Gah! - — GLaDOS: Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to -regret. [crushes Wheatley and tosses his remains away] But I think we can put -our differences behind us. For science. You monster. -% - — GLaDOS: What's going on? Who turned off the lights? - — Wheatley: [in an exaggerated Texan drawl] Hey, buddy! I'm speaking in an -accent that is beyond her range of hearing... [if player hasn't come to him -yet] I know I'm early, but we have to go right NOW! Walk casually toward my -position, and we'll go shut her down. [stops when player comes to him] - — GLaDOS: Look - metal ball, I CAN hear you. - — Wheatley: [normal voice] Run! I don't need to do the voice. RUN! -% - — Wheatley: [now plugged into the mainframe, going down] Here I go! Wait, -what if this hurts? What if this REALLY hurts? Oh, I didn't think of that. - — GLaDOS: Oh it will! BELIEVE me it will! - — Wheatley: Are you- are you just saying that, or is it really going to -hurt? You're just saying that, aren't you? You're just- no you're not, you -aren- it is going to hurt, isn't it? Exactly how painful are we -t-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH! - — GLaDOS: [now her core transfer is initiated] Get your hands off me! NO! -STOP! NO!! [transfer arms "take her apart"] NO! NO!! NO!!! -NOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH -HHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - — Wheatley: [now on the central core, spins around] Wowwwwww! Check me out, -partner! We did it! I'm in control of the whole facility now! Whoa-ho-ho! Would -you look at this? Not too bad, eh? Giant robot, massive! It's not just me, -right? I am bloody massive, aren't I? Oh, right, the escape lift, I'll call it -now. [the lift raises] There we go. Lift called. Look how small you are down -there! I can barely see you - very tiny and insignificant... [Chell enters the -lift] I knew it was gonna be cool to be in charge of everything, but...wow, -this is cool! And check this out - I'm a bloody genius now! "Estás usando este -software de traducción de forma incorrecta. Por favor consulta el manual." -[Translation: "You are using this translation software incorrectly. Please -consult the manual."] I don't even know what I just said, but I can find out! -Oh, sorry, the lift. Sorry. I keep forgetting. This body is amazing! I can't -get over how small you are...but I'm huge! [starts laughing...then starts -maniacally laughing before it trails off] Actually...why do we have to leave -right now? Do you have any idea how good this feels? I did this! Tiny little -Wheatley did this! - — GLaDOS: You didn't do anything. She did all the work! - — Wheatley: Oh, really? That's what the two of you think, is it? Well, maybe -it's time I did something then! [the core transfer arms raise to grab GLaDOS' -core] - — GLaDOS: What are you doing? No! NO! NO!!! [GLaDOS' core is pulled into the -opening beneath the mainframe] - — Wheatley: [to Chell] And don't think I'm not onto you too, lady. You know -what you are? Selfish. I've done nothing but sacrifice to get us here, and what -have you sacrificed? Nothing. Zero. All you've done is boss me around. Well, -now who's the boss? Who's the boss? It's me! [ding] Ah... [manipulator claw -lifts up a potato with GLaDOS' eye in it] See that? That is a potato battery. -It's a toy for children. And now, she lives in it! [laughs] - — GLaDOS: I know you... - — Wheatley: [glares at GLaDOS] Sorry...what? - — GLaDOS: The engineers tried everything to make me...behave. To slow me -down. Once, they even attached an Intelligence Dampening Sphere on me. It clung -to my brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas. - — Wheatley: No! Not listening! Not listening! - — GLaDOS: It was your voice. - — Wheatley: No! No! You're lying, you're lying! - — GLaDOS: Yes. You're the tumor. You're not just a regular moron. You were -designed to be a moron. - — Wheatley: [loses his temper, smashes the lift] I am NOT... A... MORON! - — GLaDOS: Yes, you are! You're the moron they built to make me an idiot! - — Wheatley: Well, how about now?! [smashes GLaDOS' potato battery into the -lift] Now who's a moron?! Could a moron PUNCH... YOU... INTO... THIS... PIT?! -[smashing the lift down with each word] HUH?! COULD A MORON DO THAT?! [the lift -creaks...] Uh-oh. [the lift's floor gives way] -% -[Chell is inside old Aperture Science, with GLaDOS' potato battery mounted on -her portal gun.] - - — GLaDOS: Did anything happen while I was out? - — Cave Johnson: [prerecorded message] The testing area is just ahead. The -quicker you get through, the quicker you'll get your sixty bucks. - — GLaDOS: Hold on, who -- - — Cave Johnson: [aside] Caroline, are the compensation vouchers ready? - — GLaDOS and Caroline: [simultaneously] Yes sir, Mister Johnson. - — GLaDOS: [sounding panicked] Why did I just -- who is that? What the hell -is going on he -- [static] -% - — GLaDOS: Hey, moron! - — Wheatley: Oh, hello! - — GLaDOS: All right, paradox time. This - sentence - is - false! [The -FrankenTurrets start to short-circuit.] -Don't-think-about-it-don't-think-about-it… - — Wheatley: Uh...true. I'll go "true". Huh, that was easy. I'll be honest, I -might have heard that one before, though; sort of cheating. - — GLaDOS: [exasperatedly] It's a paradox! There is no answer! Look! This -place is going to blow up if I don't get back in my body! - — Wheatley: Ah...false. I'll go "false". -% - — Wheatley: All right, so the last test was seriously disappointing. -Apparently, being civil isn't motivating you. So let's try things her way, all -right? Fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty-fatty no-parents. - — GLaDOS: And...? - — Wheatley: What? - — GLaDOS: What, exactly, is wrong with being adopted? - — Wheatley: What's wrong with being adopted? Um, well. Um, lack of parents, -for one. - — GLaDOS: [quietly to Chell] For the record, you are adopted, and that's -terrible. But just work with me here. - — Wheatley: ...and also, nothing, but... well, some of my best friends -actually are orphans. - — GLaDOS: Also, look at her, you moron. She's not fat. - — Wheatley: [angry] I am not a moron! Just- do the test! Just do the test! -% - — GLaDOS: [upon hearing Bach playing] Oh, now he's playing classical music. - — Wheatley: [sound of pages turning] Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Hope that -didn't disturb you too much there. It was the sound of books. Pages being -turned. So that's just what I was doing. Just reading, uh...books. So, not a -moron! Anyway, just finished the last one. The hardest one. Machiavelli. Do not -know what all the fuss was about. Understood it perfectly. Have you read that -one? - — GLaDOS: Yes. - — Wheatley: Yeah, doubt it. Well, on with the test. Wish there was more -books! But there's not. -% - — Wheatley: You two are going to love this big surprise. In fact, you might -say that you're both going to love it...to death. Love it until it kill—until -you're dead. [chuckles] All right? I don't know whether you're picking up on -what I'm saying here, but... - — GLaDOS: [interrupting] Yes, thanks. We get it. [Chell and GLaDOS enter an -elevator] All right, he's not even trying to be subtle any more. Or maybe he -still is, in which case: wow, that's kind of sad. [...] Either way, I'm getting -the feeling he's trying to kill us. -% - — Wheatley: I'll bet you're both dying to know what your big surprise is. -Only two more chambers! - — GLaDOS: We're running out of time. I think I can break us out of here in -the next chamber. Just play along. - -[Chell runs into an Aerial Faith Plate—and is unexpectedly launched sideways -onto another Plate and finally into a Excursion Funnel] - - — Wheatley: Surprise! We're doing it now! - — GLaDOS: Okay, credit where it's due: for a little idiot built specifically -to come up with stupid, unworkable plans - that was a pretty well laid trap. - — Wheatley: You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you -anymore. I found two little robots back here! Built specifically for testin'! - — GLaDOS: [now a little panicked] Oh, no. He found the Co-operative Testing -Initiative. It's...something I came up with to phase out human testing just -before you escaped. It wasn't anything personal. Just...you know, you did kill -me. Fair's fair. - -[A plate launches Chell onto a platform surrounded by spike plates] - - — GLaDOS: Ah! Well, this is the part where he kills us. - — Wheatley: Hello! This is the part where I kill you! - -[The chapter title fades in: "Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You". An -achievement with the title "The Part Where He Kills You" is unlocked at the -same time, with the description "This is that part".] -% - — Wheatley: Ahhh! Space! Let go! We're in space! - — Space Core: [excitedly as it dislodges from the mainframe and bounces off -Wheatley] Space? Space! Spaaaaaaaaaace! - — Wheatley: Let go! Let go! I'm still connected! I can pull myself in! I can -still fix this! - — GLaDOS: I already fixed it! [reaching out with a mechanical claw] And you -are not coming back! - — Wheatley: Oh no. Change of plans! Hold onto me! Tighter! [GLaDOS slaps -Wheatley aside with the claw, knocking him into outer space] Ahh! Grab me, grab -me, grab me! -% - — Space Core: So much space! Need to see it all! [excited gasps] - — Wheatley: I wish I could take it all back. I honestly do. I honestly do -wish I could take it all back. And not just because I'm stranded in space. - — Space Core: I'm in space! - — Wheatley: I know you are, mate! Yep. We're both in space. - — Space Core: Spaaaaaaaaace! - — Wheatley: Anyway. You know, if I was ever to see her again, you know what -I'd say? - — Space Core: I'm in space! - — Wheatley: I'd say...I'm sorry. Sincerely. I am sorry I was bossy, and -monstrous, and...I am genuinely sorry. - — Space Core: I'm in space! - — Wheatley: The end. -% |