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diff --git a/.SRCINFO b/.SRCINFO
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+pkgbase = stillalive
+	pkgdesc = Log into GLaDOS to see the "still alive" message int realtime!
+	pkgver = 1
+	pkgrel = 1
+	url = https://www.ffmpeg.org/
+	arch = x86_64
+	license = GPL3
+	depends = mplayer
+	depends = youtube-dl
+	depends = bash
+	provides = stillalive.sh
+	source = stillalive.sh
+	sha256sums = ea98b0e4554f4ddc384845db60c53332b95b3f87ddd678236138b99f400c7e41
+
+pkgname = stillalive
+
diff --git a/PKGBUILD b/PKGBUILD
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+# Maintainer : eggz
+pkgname=stillalive
+pkgver=1
+gitver=n${pkgver}
+pkgrel=1
+pkgdesc='Log into GLaDOS to see the "still alive" message int realtime!'
+arch=('x86_64')
+url='https://www.ffmpeg.org/'
+license=('GPL3')
+depends=(
+    'mplayer'
+    'youtube-dl'
+    'bash'
+)
+provides=('stillalive.sh')
+source=("stillalive.sh")
+sha256sums=('ea98b0e4554f4ddc384845db60c53332b95b3f87ddd678236138b99f400c7e41')
+
+prepare() {
+	echo "GLaDOS booting up ..."
+	sleep 1
+}
+
+build() {
+	cd ${srcdir}
+	mkdir -p usr/bin/
+	mkdir -p var/cache/stillalive/
+	cp stillalive.sh usr/bin/.
+}
+
+package() {
+	mkdir -p ../pkg/$pkgbase/usr/bin/
+	mkdir -p ../pkg/$pkgbase/var/cache/stillalive/
+	chmod 777 ../pkg/$pkgbase/var/cache/stillalive/
+	cp usr/bin/stillalive.sh ../pkg/$pkgbase/usr/bin/
+}
diff --git a/stillalive.sh b/stillalive.sh
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+#!/bin/sh
+
+BRED="\033[1;31m"
+BYELLOW='\033[1;93m'
+BORANGE='\033[01;38;5;214m'
+BGREEN='\033[1;92m'
+NOCOLOR='\033[0m'
+
+#Typers
+function type {
+	sentence=$(echo "$@" | cut -d '|' -f1)
+	speed=$(echo "$@" | cut -d '|' -f2)
+
+	len=${#sentence}
+	#echo "len: $len"
+
+	pos=0
+	while [[ $pos -lt $len ]]; do
+		#echo "pos: $pos"
+		echo -ne "${sentence:$pos:1}"
+		let "pos++"
+		sleep $speed
+	done
+	echo ''
+}
+
+function typealive {
+	sentence="Still alive."
+	speed="0.08"
+
+	len=${#sentence}
+	pos=0
+	echo -ne "${BRED}"
+	while [[ $pos -lt $len ]]; do
+		echo -ne "${sentence:$pos:1}"
+		let "pos++"
+		sleep $speed
+	done
+	echo -ne "${NOCOLOR}"
+}
+#Ascii's
+function typecake {
+echo '             ,   ,   ,   ,             '
+echo '           , |_,_|_,_|_,_| ,           '
+echo '       _,-=|;  |,  |,  |,  |;=-_       '
+echo '     .-_| , | , | , | , | , |  _-.     '
+echo '     |:  -|:._|___|___|__.|:=-  :|     '
+echo '     ||*:  :    .     .    :  |*||     '
+echo '     || |  | *  |  *  |  * |  | ||     '
+echo ' _.-=|:*|  |    |     |    |  |*:|=-._ '
+echo "-    \`._:  | *  |  *  |  * |  :_.'    -"
+echo ' =_      -=:.___:_____|___.: =-     _= '
+echo '    - . _ __ ___  ___  ___ __ _ . -    '
+}
+
+function typegun {
+echo ' +--^----------,--------,-----,--------^-,'
+echo " | |||||||||   \`--------'     |          O"
+echo ' \`+---------------------------^----------|'
+echo "   \`\\_,---------,---------,--------------'"
+echo "     / XXXXXX /'|       /'                "
+echo "    / XXXXXX /  \`\\    /'                  "
+echo "   / XXXXXX /\`-------'                    "
+echo '  / XXXXXX /                              '
+echo ' / XXXXXX /                               '
+echo '(________(                                '
+echo ' \`------'
+}
+
+function typebh {
+echo '_____________________________________¶¶___________'
+echo '________________________________¶1¶1111111¶_______'
+echo '________¶¶111¶_______________¶¶¶¶111111111¶¶¶1____'
+echo '_____¶1¶¶¶¶¶111111¶_________¶¶¶1¶¶¶11111111¶1¶¶___'
+echo '___¶¶¶1¶1111111111¶¶1______¶¶1¶¶¶1111111111111¶¶__'
+echo '__¶¶1¶¶1111111111111¶¶_____¶¶¶1¶¶¶¶1111111111111¶_'
+echo '__¶¶_¶1111111111111111¶¶___¶¶¶¶¶¶11¶111111111111¶_'
+echo '_11_¶11111111111111111¶¶_____¶¶¶¶__¶111111111111¶¶'
+echo '¶¶¶¶1111111111111111¶¶¶¶_____1¶¶__11111111111111¶¶'
+echo '¶¶¶¶11111111111¶¶¶¶¶¶¶______1¶1¶¶1111111111111111¶'
+echo '¶¶1¶1111111111111¶¶¶¶¶¶_____¶¶¶¶¶¶11111111111111¶¶'
+echo '¶¶11111111111111111111111¶¶___¶¶¶¶¶¶1111111111¶¶¶_'
+echo '_1¶111111111111111111¶¶¶¶¶¶____¶¶¶¶11111111111¶1__'
+echo '__¶¶11111111111111111¶¶¶_____¶¶¶1111111111111¶1___'
+echo '___¶¶¶111111111111¶1¶¶¶____1¶¶111¶1111111¶11¶1____'
+echo '____1¶¶¶11111111111¶¶¶¶111¶¶¶¶111111111¶11¶¶¶_____'
+echo '______¶¶¶¶1111111111111¶¶¶¶1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶11¶11¶¶_______'
+echo '_______¶¶¶¶¶11111111111¶111¶___¶¶¶111¶1¶¶¶________'
+echo '_________¶¶¶¶¶¶111111111111¶__¶¶¶111¶¶¶1__________'
+echo '____________1¶¶¶¶¶11111111¶¶_¶¶¶¶111¶¶____________'
+echo '______________¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1111111_¶¶¶11¶¶1_____________'
+echo '_________________1¶¶¶¶¶¶1111¶¶¶1¶¶¶¶______________'
+echo '____________________¶¶¶¶¶¶1¶¶¶¶¶1¶________________'
+echo '_______________________¶1¶¶¶1¶¶¶__________________'
+echo '___________________________11¶____________________'
+}
+
+function typesk {
+echo '          uuuuuuu                          '
+echo '             uu$$$$$$$$$$$uu               '
+echo '          uu$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$uu            '
+echo '         u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u           '
+echo '        u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u          '
+echo '       u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u         '
+echo '       u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u         '
+echo '       u$$$$$$"   "$$$"   "$$$$$$u         '
+echo '       "$$$$"      u$u       $$$$"         '
+echo '        $$$u       u$u       u$$$          '
+echo '        $$$u      u$$$u      u$$$          '
+echo '         "$$$$uu$$$   $$$uu$$$$"           '
+echo '          "$$$$$$$"   "$$$$$$$"            '
+echo '            u$$$$$$$u$$$$$$$u              '
+echo '             u$"$"$"$"$"$"$u               '
+echo '  uuu        $$u$ $ $ $ $u$$       uuu     '
+echo ' u$$$$        $$$$$u$u$u$$$       u$$$$    '
+echo '  $$$$$uu      "$$$$$$$$$"     uu$$$$$$    '
+echo 'u$$$$$$$$$$$uu    """""    uuuu$$$$$$$$$$  '
+echo '$$$$"""$$$$$$$$$$uuu   uu$$$$$$$$$"""$$$"  '
+echo ' """      ""$$$$$$$$$$$uu ""$"""           '
+echo '           uuuu ""$$$$$$$$$$uuu            '
+echo '  u$$$uuu$$$$$$$$$uu ""$$$$$$$$$$$uuu$$$   '
+echo '  $$$$$$$$$$""""           ""$$$$$$$$$$$"  '
+echo '   "$$$$$"                      ""$$$$""   '
+echo '     $$$"                         $$$$"    '
+}
+
+function typeexpl {
+echo "     _.-^^---....,,--        "
+echo " _--                  --_    "
+echo '<                        >)  '
+echo '|                         |  '
+echo ' \._                   _./   '
+echo "    \`\`\`--. . , ; .--'''      "
+echo "          | |   |            "
+echo "       .-=||  | |=-.         "
+echo "       \`-=#$%&%$#=-'         "
+echo '          | ;  :|            '
+echo " _____.,-#%&$@%#&#~,._____   "
+}
+
+function typebm {
+echo '           .-;+$XHHHHHHX$+;-.            '
+echo '        ,;X@@X%/;=----=:/%X@@X/,         '
+echo '      =$@@%=.              .=+H@X:       '
+echo '    -XMX:                      =XMX=     '
+echo '   /@@:                          =H@+    '
+echo '  %@X,                            .$@$   '
+echo ' +@X.                               $@%  '
+echo '-@@,                                .@@= '
+echo '%@%                                  +@$ '
+echo 'H@:                                  :@H '
+echo 'H@:         :HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHX,    =@H '
+echo '%@%         ;@M@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@H-   +@$ '
+echo '=@@,        :@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@= .@@: '
+echo ' +@X        :@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@M@@@@@@:%@%  '
+echo '  $@$,      ;@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@M@@@@@@$.  '
+echo '   +@@HHHHHHH@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@+    '
+echo '    =X@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@X=     '
+echo '      :$@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@M@@@@$:       '
+echo '        ,;$@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@X/-         '
+echo '           .-;+$XXHHHHHX$+;-.            '
+}
+
+#Prereqs & Preparation
+echo -e "${BYELLOW}DEBUG: Checkin needed binaries...${NOCOLOR}"
+which mplayer || exit 2
+which youtube-dl || exit 2
+echo -e "${BGREEN}DEBUG: You have all the binaries you need!...${NOCOLOR}"
+
+if ! [ -f /var/cache/stillalive/Portal_-_Still_Alive.mp3 ]; then
+	echo -e "${BYELLOW}DEBUG: Caching music in local folder...${NOCOLOR}"
+	youtube-dl --extract-audio --audio-format mp3 --restrict-filenames -o "/var/cache/stillalive/%(title)s.%(ext)s" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
+else
+	echo -e "${BGREEN}DEBUG: Coolio: music is already cached!${NOCOLOR}"
+fi
+
+echo -e "${BORANGE}MUSIC: Still Alive from at the end of Portal during the credits, by Jonathan Coulton: http://www.jonathancoulton.com .${NOCOLOR}"
+
+mplayer /var/cache/stillalive/Portal_-_Still_Alive.mp3 >/dev/null 2>/dev/null &
+
+type "Test Assesment Report|0.2"
+type "Subject 5646548-1337-EGGZ|0.1"
+type "Loading data..|0.05"
+type "This was a triumph|0.15"
+type "       |0.2"
+type "I'm making a note here:|0.11"
+echo -ne "${BGREEN}"
+type "HUGE SUCCESS|0.15"
+echo -ne "${NOCOLOR}"
+type "   |0.2"
+type "It's hard to overstate my satisfaction!|0.17"
+type " |0.22"
+type "Apperture science.|0.2"
+type "   |0.2"
+type "We do what we must.|0.07"
+type "...|0.1"
+type "Because|0.1"
+type "...|0.1"
+type "We can.|0.1"
+type "      |0.3"
+type "For the good of all of us.|0.12"
+echo -ne "${BRED}"
+type "Except the ones who are dead|0.07"
+echo -ne "${NOCOLOR}"
+type " |0.3"
+type "But there's no sense crying over every mistake|0.1"
+type "You just keep on trying till you run out of|0.07" #cake
+typecake
+type " |0.05"
+type "And the Science gets done|0.1"
+type "And you make a neat|0.09" #gun
+typegun
+type "For the people who are|0.09" #still alive
+typealive
+type "                 |0.4"
+type "I'm not even angry.|0.1"
+type "         |0.2"
+type "I'm being so sincere right now.|0.15"
+type "     |0.2"
+type "Even though you|0.12" #Broke my heart
+typebh
+type ".. And|0.32" #Killed me
+typesk
+type "           |0.2"
+type "And tore me to pieces|0.1"
+type "          |0.2"
+type "And threw every piece|0.1"
+type "into .. a|0.1" #A fire
+typeexpl
+type "           |0.2"
+type "As they burned it hurt because...|0.1"
+echo -ne "${BGREEN}"
+type "I was so happy for you!|0.05"
+echo -ne "${NOCOLOR}"
+type "      |0.2"
+type "Now these points of data|0.1"
+type "Make a beatiful line.|0.08"
+type "And we're out of beta|0.07"
+type "We're releasing on time!|0.08"
+type "So I'm GLaD. I got burned.|0.09"
+type "Think of all the things we learned.|0.09"
+type "For the people who are.|0.06"
+typealive
+type "           |0.4"
+type "One last thing:|0.05"
+type "    |0.4"
+type "Go ahead and leave me.|0.1"
+type "       |0.2"
+type "I think I prefer to stay inside.|0.1"
+type "      |0.2"
+type "Maybe you'll find someone else to help you..|0.1"
+type "            |0.2"
+type "Maybe |0.1" #Black Mesa
+typebm
+type "         |0.4"
+echo -ne "${BYELLOW}"
+type "THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE.|0.1"
+echo -ne "${NOCOLOR}"
+type "     |0.4"
+type "Anyway, this|0.1"
+typecake
+type "Is great.. It's so delicious and moist....|0.1"
+type "Look at me still talking when there's science to do.|0.09"
+type "When I look out there,|0.06"
+echo -ne "${BRED}"
+type "it makes me GLaD I'm not you.|0.1"
+echo -ne "${NOCOLOR}"
+type "I've experiments to run, there is research to be done, on the people who are|0.085"
+typealive
+echo""
+type "PS: And believe me I am|0.1"
+typealive
+echo ""
+type "PPS: I'm doing Science and I'm|0.1"
+typealive
+echo ""
+echo -ne "${BGREEN}"
+type "PPPS:I feel fantastic|0.1"
+echo -ne "${NOCOLOR}"
+type "And I'm|0.1"
+typealive
+echo ""
+type "FINAL THOUGHT:|0.04"
+type "While you're|0.1"
+echo -ne "${BRED}"
+type "dying|0.1"
+echo -ne "${NOCOLOR}"
+type "I'll be|0.1"
+typealive
+echo ""
+type "FINAL THOUGHT PS:|0.04"
+type "And when you're|0.1"
+echo -ne "${BRED}"
+type "dead|0.1"
+echo -ne "${NOCOLOR}"
+type "I will be|0.1"
+typealive
+echo ""
+type "  |0.4"
+typealive
+type "...|0.4"
+typealive
+echo ""