#!/bin/sh
if [ "$(id -u)" -ne 0 ]; then
        echo 'TUX says that they cannot make you a sandwich unless you are root.' >&2
        exit 1
fi

cat << "EOF"
                    _.---._
                _.-~       ~-._			< Here's your sandwich. >
            _.-~               ~-._		 ------------------------
        _.-~                       ~---._	  \
    _.-~                                 ~\	   \
 .-~                                    _.;	    \
 :-._                               _.-~ ./	        .--.
 }-._~-._                   _..__.-~ _.-~)	       |o_o |
 `-._~-._~-._              / .__..--~_.-~	       |:_/ |
     ~-._~-._\.        _.-~_/ _..--~~		      //   \ \
         ~-. \`--...--~_.-~/~~			     (|     | )
            \.`--...--~_.-~			    /'\_   _/`\
              ~-..----~				    \___)=(___/
EOF