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#!/bin/sh
BRED="\033[1;31m"
BYELLOW='\033[1;93m'
BORANGE='\033[01;38;5;214m'
BGREEN='\033[1;92m'
NOCOLOR='\033[0m'
#Typers
function type {
sentence=$(echo "$@" | cut -d '|' -f1)
speed=$(echo "$@" | cut -d '|' -f2)
len=${#sentence}
#echo "len: $len"
pos=0
while [[ $pos -lt $len ]]; do
#echo "pos: $pos"
echo -ne "${sentence:$pos:1}"
let "pos++"
sleep $speed
done
echo ''
}
function typealive {
sentence="Still alive."
speed="0.08"
len=${#sentence}
pos=0
echo -ne "${BRED}"
while [[ $pos -lt $len ]]; do
echo -ne "${sentence:$pos:1}"
let "pos++"
sleep $speed
done
echo -ne "${NOCOLOR}"
}
#Ascii's
function typecake {
echo ' , , , , '
echo ' , |_,_|_,_|_,_| , '
echo ' _,-=|; |, |, |, |;=-_ '
echo ' .-_| , | , | , | , | , | _-. '
echo ' |: -|:._|___|___|__.|:=- :| '
echo ' ||*: : . . : |*|| '
echo ' || | | * | * | * | | || '
echo ' _.-=|:*| | | | | |*:|=-._ '
echo "- \`._: | * | * | * | :_.' -"
echo ' =_ -=:.___:_____|___.: =- _= '
echo ' - . _ __ ___ ___ ___ __ _ . - '
}
function typegun {
echo ' +--^----------,--------,-----,--------^-,'
echo " | ||||||||| \`--------' | O"
echo ' \`+---------------------------^----------|'
echo " \`\\_,---------,---------,--------------'"
echo " / XXXXXX /'| /' "
echo " / XXXXXX / \`\\ /' "
echo " / XXXXXX /\`-------' "
echo ' / XXXXXX / '
echo ' / XXXXXX / '
echo '(________( '
echo ' \`------'
}
function typebh {
echo '_____________________________________¶¶___________'
echo '________________________________¶1¶1111111¶_______'
echo '________¶¶111¶_______________¶¶¶¶111111111¶¶¶1____'
echo '_____¶1¶¶¶¶¶111111¶_________¶¶¶1¶¶¶11111111¶1¶¶___'
echo '___¶¶¶1¶1111111111¶¶1______¶¶1¶¶¶1111111111111¶¶__'
echo '__¶¶1¶¶1111111111111¶¶_____¶¶¶1¶¶¶¶1111111111111¶_'
echo '__¶¶_¶1111111111111111¶¶___¶¶¶¶¶¶11¶111111111111¶_'
echo '_11_¶11111111111111111¶¶_____¶¶¶¶__¶111111111111¶¶'
echo '¶¶¶¶1111111111111111¶¶¶¶_____1¶¶__11111111111111¶¶'
echo '¶¶¶¶11111111111¶¶¶¶¶¶¶______1¶1¶¶1111111111111111¶'
echo '¶¶1¶1111111111111¶¶¶¶¶¶_____¶¶¶¶¶¶11111111111111¶¶'
echo '¶¶11111111111111111111111¶¶___¶¶¶¶¶¶1111111111¶¶¶_'
echo '_1¶111111111111111111¶¶¶¶¶¶____¶¶¶¶11111111111¶1__'
echo '__¶¶11111111111111111¶¶¶_____¶¶¶1111111111111¶1___'
echo '___¶¶¶111111111111¶1¶¶¶____1¶¶111¶1111111¶11¶1____'
echo '____1¶¶¶11111111111¶¶¶¶111¶¶¶¶111111111¶11¶¶¶_____'
echo '______¶¶¶¶1111111111111¶¶¶¶1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶11¶11¶¶_______'
echo '_______¶¶¶¶¶11111111111¶111¶___¶¶¶111¶1¶¶¶________'
echo '_________¶¶¶¶¶¶111111111111¶__¶¶¶111¶¶¶1__________'
echo '____________1¶¶¶¶¶11111111¶¶_¶¶¶¶111¶¶____________'
echo '______________¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1111111_¶¶¶11¶¶1_____________'
echo '_________________1¶¶¶¶¶¶1111¶¶¶1¶¶¶¶______________'
echo '____________________¶¶¶¶¶¶1¶¶¶¶¶1¶________________'
echo '_______________________¶1¶¶¶1¶¶¶__________________'
echo '___________________________11¶____________________'
}
function typesk {
echo ' uuuuuuu '
echo ' uu$$$$$$$$$$$uu '
echo ' uu$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$uu '
echo ' u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u '
echo ' u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u '
echo ' u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u '
echo ' u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u '
echo ' u$$$$$$" "$$$" "$$$$$$u '
echo ' "$$$$" u$u $$$$" '
echo ' $$$u u$u u$$$ '
echo ' $$$u u$$$u u$$$ '
echo ' "$$$$uu$$$ $$$uu$$$$" '
echo ' "$$$$$$$" "$$$$$$$" '
echo ' u$$$$$$$u$$$$$$$u '
echo ' u$"$"$"$"$"$"$u '
echo ' uuu $$u$ $ $ $ $u$$ uuu '
echo ' u$$$$ $$$$$u$u$u$$$ u$$$$ '
echo ' $$$$$uu "$$$$$$$$$" uu$$$$$$ '
echo 'u$$$$$$$$$$$uu """"" uuuu$$$$$$$$$$ '
echo '$$$$"""$$$$$$$$$$uuu uu$$$$$$$$$"""$$$" '
echo ' """ ""$$$$$$$$$$$uu ""$""" '
echo ' uuuu ""$$$$$$$$$$uuu '
echo ' u$$$uuu$$$$$$$$$uu ""$$$$$$$$$$$uuu$$$ '
echo ' $$$$$$$$$$"""" ""$$$$$$$$$$$" '
echo ' "$$$$$" ""$$$$"" '
echo ' $$$" $$$$" '
}
function typeexpl {
echo " _.-^^---....,,-- "
echo " _-- --_ "
echo '< >) '
echo '| | '
echo ' \._ _./ '
echo " \`\`\`--. . , ; .--''' "
echo " | | | "
echo " .-=|| | |=-. "
echo " \`-=#$%&%$#=-' "
echo ' | ; :| '
echo " _____.,-#%&$@%#&#~,._____ "
}
function typebm {
echo ' .-;+$XHHHHHHX$+;-. '
echo ' ,;X@@X%/;=----=:/%X@@X/, '
echo ' =$@@%=. .=+H@X: '
echo ' -XMX: =XMX= '
echo ' /@@: =H@+ '
echo ' %@X, .$@$ '
echo ' +@X. $@% '
echo '-@@, .@@= '
echo '%@% +@$ '
echo 'H@: :@H '
echo 'H@: :HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHX, =@H '
echo '%@% ;@M@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@H- +@$ '
echo '=@@, :@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@= .@@: '
echo ' +@X :@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@M@@@@@@:%@% '
echo ' $@$, ;@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@M@@@@@@$. '
echo ' +@@HHHHHHH@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@+ '
echo ' =X@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@X= '
echo ' :$@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@M@@@@$: '
echo ' ,;$@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@X/- '
echo ' .-;+$XXHHHHHX$+;-. '
}
#Prereqs & Preparation
echo -e "${BYELLOW}DEBUG: Checkin needed binaries...${NOCOLOR}"
which mplayer || exit 2
which youtube-dl || exit 2
echo -e "${BGREEN}DEBUG: You have all the binaries you need!...${NOCOLOR}"
if ! [ -f /var/cache/stillalive/Portal_-_Still_Alive.mp3 ]; then
echo -e "${BYELLOW}DEBUG: Caching music in local folder...${NOCOLOR}"
youtube-dl --extract-audio --audio-format mp3 --restrict-filenames -o "/var/cache/stillalive/%(title)s.%(ext)s" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
else
echo -e "${BGREEN}DEBUG: Coolio: music is already cached!${NOCOLOR}"
fi
echo -e "${BORANGE}MUSIC: Still Alive from at the end of Portal during the credits, by Jonathan Coulton: http://www.jonathancoulton.com .${NOCOLOR}"
mplayer /var/cache/stillalive/Portal_-_Still_Alive.mp3 >/dev/null 2>/dev/null &
type "Test Assesment Report|0.2"
type "Subject 5646548-1337-EGGZ|0.1"
type "Loading data..|0.05"
type "This was a triumph|0.15"
type " |0.2"
type "I'm making a note here:|0.11"
echo -ne "${BGREEN}"
type "HUGE SUCCESS|0.15"
echo -ne "${NOCOLOR}"
type " |0.2"
type "It's hard to overstate my satisfaction!|0.17"
type " |0.22"
type "Apperture science.|0.2"
type " |0.2"
type "We do what we must.|0.07"
type "...|0.1"
type "Because|0.1"
type "...|0.1"
type "We can.|0.1"
type " |0.3"
type "For the good of all of us.|0.12"
echo -ne "${BRED}"
type "Except the ones who are dead|0.07"
echo -ne "${NOCOLOR}"
type " |0.3"
type "But there's no sense crying over every mistake|0.1"
type "You just keep on trying till you run out of|0.07" #cake
typecake
type " |0.05"
type "And the Science gets done|0.1"
type "And you make a neat|0.09" #gun
typegun
type "For the people who are|0.09" #still alive
typealive
type " |0.4"
type "I'm not even angry.|0.1"
type " |0.2"
type "I'm being so sincere right now.|0.15"
type " |0.2"
type "Even though you|0.12" #Broke my heart
typebh
type ".. And|0.32" #Killed me
typesk
type " |0.2"
type "And tore me to pieces|0.1"
type " |0.2"
type "And threw every piece|0.1"
type "into .. a|0.1" #A fire
typeexpl
type " |0.2"
type "As they burned it hurt because...|0.1"
echo -ne "${BGREEN}"
type "I was so happy for you!|0.05"
echo -ne "${NOCOLOR}"
type " |0.2"
type "Now these points of data|0.1"
type "Make a beatiful line.|0.08"
type "And we're out of beta|0.07"
type "We're releasing on time!|0.08"
type "So I'm GLaD. I got burned.|0.09"
type "Think of all the things we learned.|0.09"
type "For the people who are.|0.06"
typealive
type " |0.4"
type "One last thing:|0.05"
type " |0.4"
type "Go ahead and leave me.|0.1"
type " |0.2"
type "I think I prefer to stay inside.|0.1"
type " |0.2"
type "Maybe you'll find someone else to help you..|0.1"
type " |0.2"
type "Maybe |0.1" #Black Mesa
typebm
type " |0.4"
echo -ne "${BYELLOW}"
type "THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE.|0.1"
echo -ne "${NOCOLOR}"
type " |0.4"
type "Anyway, this|0.1"
typecake
type "Is great.. It's so delicious and moist....|0.1"
type "Look at me still talking when there's science to do.|0.09"
type "When I look out there,|0.06"
echo -ne "${BRED}"
type "it makes me GLaD I'm not you.|0.1"
echo -ne "${NOCOLOR}"
type "I've experiments to run, there is research to be done, on the people who are|0.085"
typealive
echo""
type "PS: And believe me I am|0.1"
typealive
echo ""
type "PPS: I'm doing Science and I'm|0.1"
typealive
echo ""
echo -ne "${BGREEN}"
type "PPPS:I feel fantastic|0.1"
echo -ne "${NOCOLOR}"
type "And I'm|0.1"
typealive
echo ""
type "FINAL THOUGHT:|0.04"
type "While you're|0.1"
echo -ne "${BRED}"
type "dying|0.1"
echo -ne "${NOCOLOR}"
type "I'll be|0.1"
typealive
echo ""
type "FINAL THOUGHT PS:|0.04"
type "And when you're|0.1"
echo -ne "${BRED}"
type "dead|0.1"
echo -ne "${NOCOLOR}"
type "I will be|0.1"
typealive
echo ""
type " |0.4"
typealive
type "...|0.4"
typealive
echo ""
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