Package Details: fortune-mod-chucknorris 1-3

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Package Base: fortune-mod-chucknorris
Description: Fortune cookies: Chuck Norris facts.
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Licenses: GPL
Submitter: nbags
Maintainer: shtrom
Last Packager: shtrom
Votes: 88
Popularity: 0.193908
First Submitted: 2007-03-08 04:35 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2017-03-06 00:26 (UTC)

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shtrom commented on 2024-03-19 03:49 (UTC)

Ah, thanks for the flag.

I don't think I'll be able to get around to doing this anytime soon, but I'm happy to add maintainers to the package if somebody is willing?

fr3nchalp4a commented on 2024-03-18 22:04 (UTC)

The upstream organization seems to be dying (their IRC and mailing list is dead, nothing to contact them). I've seen multiple places with chuck norris fortunes : - - -

The last one contains somes CN developper fortunes, would need a bash script for removing duplicates. People who have this package installed, can you upload the fortunes installed on your machine to a Github Gist for example (or an eternal pastebin, or whatever you prefer) and post it here, so the maintainer can do something if they ever cleaned/removed their own package from their machine ? We could also create a little Github repo to redistribute those fortunes, so people can use it as a reference if they ever want to use Chuck Norris fortunes.

Menelkir commented on 2022-11-08 01:32 (UTC)

The site is offline, maybe hosting this file somewhere else would be a good idea?

dodslaser commented on 2020-04-08 08:20 (UTC) (edited on 2020-04-08 08:21 (UTC) by dodslaser)

These two seem to be combined into one:

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.  
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass

shtrom commented on 2017-03-06 00:38 (UTC)

Odd... Fixed.

metaphil commented on 2017-03-05 13:04 (UTC)

I had an error 404 for changing it to worked, however... o_O

jakevossen5 commented on 2016-05-20 14:43 (UTC)

I just found a typo in one of the ones. The one that says "He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris ? dies." Has an extra space in between "Norris" and "?", and also, "Dies" should be capitalized.

bastelfreak commented on 2016-03-27 09:03 (UTC)

Hi, works fine now, thx:

shtrom commented on 2016-03-27 03:38 (UTC)

Fixed. Could you try again?

bastelfreak commented on 2016-03-26 21:15 (UTC)

Hi, it is currently not possible to build the package: ==> ERROR: source should be an array