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    "Ha ha! How my dirty bitches doing toniiiiight?"
    ―Beelzebub, to the partygoers
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    "Ow ow! Y'all ready to party with the Queen Bee of Gluttony"
    ―Beelzebub, to the partygoers
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    "Hell yeah! Cuz the honey is flowing tonight, and this bitch bout to get-- Fucking! Wild! LET'S GET IT STARTED!!!"
    ―Beelzebub, starting her performance
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    "I have, like, a rainbow in my vagina right now."
    ―Beelzebub, to Vortex
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    "I would have thrown a bigger one, but I couldn't convince Belphegor to let me break into her stash of party drugs. SO fucking lame. I mean, I usually just steal them but Belle changed the locks. She says I'm a total "jackass" for trying, but hey, I'm proud to be a total jackass."
    ―Beelzebub, to Loona
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    "Cheers honey! Thank you for coming! Do you need anything? Are you having fun? Are you good? Are you drunk? Okay good, okay great."
    ―Beelzebub, talking to the guests
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    "Alright shit talker, but there hasn't been a soul yet who can beat me at my own game. So you better bring the fire baby!"
    ―Beelzebub, to Blitzo.
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    "Well, fuck me! That's a first, I haven't had a first in a while. That was magical, seriously, impressive. I tip my crown to you, imp boy. Respect."
    ―Beelzebub, after she loses to Blitzo.
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    "Look, honey. I see people having fun and getting fucked up all the time. But, he’s getting wasted off his ass and causing problems on purpose. So, I feel like, you should check up on him at least."
    ―Beelzebub, to Loona, about Blitzo
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    "I ain't sayin' that. I'm just pretty sure he's had, like, four tongues inside him at once. I mean, good for him but… I can taste the flavor of people at my parties and he's giving off a very not okay vibe, you know?"
    ―Beelzebub, to Loona
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    "What's that supposed to mean, you got a problem or somethin', sour cream? Don't fuck with me!"
    ―Beelzebub, when she transforms
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    "Ugh... sorry. Sorry. I know I got a little spicy there. I just... hope everything works out. Now, let's dance!"
    ―Beelzebub, to Vortex
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